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A Bit Of Bee And Laurie · 05-16-2008, 04:17 PM

As the space between the last two interviews was greater than anticipated, I am presenting you all with a special edition interview. Happy Reading!

Hello and welcome to another edition of the Gravestone! Today we have a very special guest (and one who shall no doubt fire my bottom if I don't pass her off in a good light) in the form of our Sponsor, Lemondrop13 aka Tiffanie. Hello and nice to have you with us Tiff!

I'm happy to be here. Thanks for chatting with me!

It's not a problem. The Bee loves a good gander, and so it is fitting to do so in a more formal way. So how are you today Tiff? (Or Queen, Lord High Arbeiter or any other name you prefer).

Oooh. Lord High Arbeiter is a good one. I may have to demand that you all start calling me that, but I suppose for the timebeing you can call me Tiff... or 'Oh Perfect One With Beautiful Teeth'

I would call you that in a heartbeat, but I'd rather carry on living my life lol. Seems an awfully big mouthful my Lord lol. Anyhoo, onto the interview. Master doesn't like it when he's forced to sit in these things for too long. So you call yourself an established Death Eater. Now, Voldie would like to know what sort of asset you shall be to our cause.

My organizational skills are quite honed, as is my charm and wit. I'm nearly always successful in getting things done on time, mainly because people respect my authority... or perhaps they fear me. I haven't quite figured that out yet. Either way, I get things done!

Ah. That is a very good trait for a Death Eater. I wouldn't say fear as much as respect, but either one is enough to be a force to reckon with. *Is prodded in the ribs by Voldemort* Alright alright...*eyeroll* Voldemort would like to know if you have any treats to offer him as he has already been offered Coffee and Cookies....He's such a baby.

Well, I make a pretty tasty lasagna. Or if my Lord would prefer baked goods, I'm also quite skillful with apple pies and mint brownies. Everyone says they're mighty tasty and I think the Dark Lord would enjoy them thoroughly.

*Places an Umbrella over the keyboard to guard it from Voldie's apparent temptation* I think we should find a good area for you before he forces you to work in the kitchens along with the House Elves. Now which would you say is your favourite and most honed area of Magical Study?

Definitely Arithmancy, followed by Ancient Runes and Divination. I'm quite interested in determining what will happen in the future long before it happens. I don't like wasting my time seeking a goal that will never come to fruition. It gets rather tiring.

Ah. That's a very good outlook to have, although it is always a pleasure to have dreams even if you will never reach that particular plateau. You mustn't spread this around but Voldemort has always harboured a dream of performing in Swan Lake. Don't worry. I've booked a psychiatrist.

Swan Lake? I've always pictured him as more of a 'Nutcracker' man myself. Hmm. I definitely think that psychiatrist is in order. As for dreams, I don't often have time for them, what with my education and my duties to the Dark Lord.

Apparently he enjoys the costumes. You must prepare for forceful dreams then as he has a habit of slipping the odd sleeping potion to his followers in the hopes of them dreaming of wonderful tactics. What sort of attack strategies would you adopt when preparing or indeed taking part in battle with the enemy?

The key to any successful battle is... CARBO LOADING! The night before you must eat the largest meal of starchy goodness you can find - pasta, breads, rice, anything! After that, all it takes is some skillful wand movements and a few nonverbal spells! Oh, and it helps to completely outnumber the enemy as well.

I think Peter will enjoy that particular aspect of preperation. Well of course math is a facter. You wouldn't want twelve of the enemy to gang up on one would you? It wouldn't be like those terrible muggle movies, where the enemy wait for their turn and are beaten one by one. That would be ridiculous and rather crass.

Absolutely! Unless of course, there is 12 of us ganging up on one of our enemies. That's entirely ok, but certainly not the other way around! As a Death Eater, victory is our only option and I'll do whatever it takes to ensure such victories!

That would be preferable to severely show the enemy up. We're all devout winners and would abhore anything less, as Voldie would no doubt take a dim view on it. But let us leave the nasty war aspect of life to the side for the moment. How does Lord Tiff like to relax in her free time?

Hmmm, relax? I don't often get a chance to do it, but when I do, I enjoy hiking, baking, scrapbooking, and spending time with my fiance and friends. I'm pretty normal in that respect I suppose.

It's nice...(shouldn't really use that word. Voldie doesn't believe in it) to have normality after such stress as in battle. I myself do enjoy a good hike too, although I don't have too much time to do it, my schedule of work from the master not allowing it. Honestly, I believe House Elves are on a better payment plan. But I digress.

I completely understand what you mean about the hectic schedule. I spend each and every day researching tactics and drawing up battle plans from 5am when I wake up until 11pm when my head finally hits the pillow! Oh, and I also study the beauty and wonders of teeth. I do love teeth.

You get to the nirvana of sleep at 11pm? That's an early night to me. I usually get there about two, three am on a good day, waking up at 6 to start the day again. But I get plenty done for the master so if it wasn't for sleep deprivation I would be O-kay. Teeth? The master is intrigued by this. Would you be interested in the pulling out of said teeth, preferably without pain spells?

Without pain spells? My, my, you DO have a devious mind! I might consider it upon the Dark Lord's enemies, though it is relatively commonplace to use a numbing potion for routine extractions.

Ah. We do like the sound of this. I think you could be of great use in the battles to come my fellow. Now, when thinking of his past followers, who would you say you admired more? One can't do much without somebody to look up to.

Of course, the Dark Lord is my ultimate idol, but if I had to choose from his followers, I would probably choose Barty Crouch Jr. He quite cleverly tricked even the most talented witches and wizards of the time into believing he was Moody and was entirely successful in completing what the Dark Lord asked him to do - bring Potter to him without suspicions being raised! Such a talent, that one! And that was after spending a stint in Azkaban! I do admire that!

The Master does admit to having a soft spot for him too. I think that could perchance be down to the fact that his visual charms detract Bella's attention from him for the moment.

He was rather handsome. Though I worry for his safety in Bella's interested in him... she's a loyal Death Eater, but she has a tendency to be a bit... overanxious and overzealous.

I do share your concerns. One can only hope that Rodolphus has a firm grip on her to prevent harm coming to others. Now there are just a few more question before I can allow you to go back to your busy schedule of death defiance. Just a test of your ideals. From which point were you sure of Severus Snape's loyalties and why?

I must admit that I was never sure of Snape's loyalties. While the Dark Lord seemed to trust him, he never seemed quite right to me. A true Death Eater should have kept the ideals and never denounced the old ways. Crouch and the Lestranges all went to Azkaban but never let their loyalty to the Dark Lord waver. THEY were loyal, but Snape always seemed to comfortable in the safety of Dumbledore... As much as Dumbledore was the Dark Lord's enemy, even Voldemort knows he is an intelligent wizard and I found it hard to believe that he would be so easily fooled... Then again, I didn't think it possible of the Dark Lord either. But, he did provide the cause with important accurate information, so I couldnt' help but often feel in agreement with the Dark Lord about Snape. It was an odd situation to be presented with.

It's refreshing to come across somebody who could see through the veil. Although I must concede that although I hid it very well, I was always on the side of the man holding true loyalty to the light. Perhaps I waited for him to be discovered on his own to sweeten the Master's revenge,

Hmmm, if only the Dark Lord had discovered his betrayal before killing him for the wand. At least then his death might have been more entertaining! But alas, he's dead either way, right?

Yeah. Justice was served in the end, even if it left some of the more female of us in mourning for his soul. But I try to keep that part of myself firmly locked away. Now I know that your time is lacking so I shall ask one more question and then bid you adieu. Is there anything you wish to tell another Death Eater, ie. plans, well wishes in battle. Things of that nature?

I would like to say that of all the Death Eaters I've ever met, the ones found in the Graveyard FC are the best and most loyal. Those who lead in this FC are talented and possess skilled minds, something that is admirable in any Death Eater. The members of this FC are surely the most loyal to the cause and the Graveyard wouldn't be the same amazing place it is today without them. OK, enough gushiness. I must run off and study how to remove all the nerves and blood vessels from the inside of the tooth while still leaving the remainder of the tooth itself intact. This stuff is great for manual dexterity... makes me so much more adept with my wandwork.

Well on that note than, I shall bid you adieu. It was wonderful to interview you.

My pleasure! Good-bye faithful fellow Death Eater!

Ciao our wonderful leader of men and women alike!

Inspiring message to leave with. Now if one isn't mindful we must skidaddle as there are evil deeds to carry out, mouths to clamp firmly shut and things of that nature. It has been wonderful to hear about our newest recruit and we hope that we shall be hearing a lot more from you in the future regarding your deeds. Live long and infamously!

05-16-2008, 04:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
A Bit Of Bee And Laurie Buddha knows Faerie Location: In A Leap Of Faith Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 4,131	As the space between the last two interviews was greater than anticipated, I am presenting you all with a special edition interview. Happy Reading! Hello and welcome to another edition of the Gravestone! Today we have a very special guest (and one who shall no doubt fire my bottom if I don't pass her off in a good light) in the form of our Sponsor, Lemondrop13 aka Tiffanie. Hello and nice to have you with us Tiff! I'm happy to be here. Thanks for chatting with me! It's not a problem. The Bee loves a good gander, and so it is fitting to do so in a more formal way. So how are you today Tiff? (Or Queen, Lord High Arbeiter or any other name you prefer). Oooh. Lord High Arbeiter is a good one. I may have to demand that you all start calling me that, but I suppose for the timebeing you can call me Tiff... or 'Oh Perfect One With Beautiful Teeth' I would call you that in a heartbeat, but I'd rather carry on living my life lol. Seems an awfully big mouthful my Lord lol. Anyhoo, onto the interview. Master doesn't like it when he's forced to sit in these things for too long. So you call yourself an established Death Eater. Now, Voldie would like to know what sort of asset you shall be to our cause. My organizational skills are quite honed, as is my charm and wit. I'm nearly always successful in getting things done on time, mainly because people respect my authority... or perhaps they fear me. I haven't quite figured that out yet. Either way, I get things done! Ah. That is a very good trait for a Death Eater. I wouldn't say fear as much as respect, but either one is enough to be a force to reckon with. Is prodded in the ribs by Voldemort Alright alright...eyeroll Voldemort would like to know if you have any treats to offer him as he has already been offered Coffee and Cookies....He's such a baby. Well, I make a pretty tasty lasagna. Or if my Lord would prefer baked goods, I'm also quite skillful with apple pies and mint brownies. Everyone says they're mighty tasty and I think the Dark Lord would enjoy them thoroughly. Places an Umbrella over the keyboard to guard it from Voldie's apparent temptation I think we should find a good area for you before he forces you to work in the kitchens along with the House Elves. Now which would you say is your favourite and most honed area of Magical Study? Definitely Arithmancy, followed by Ancient Runes and Divination. I'm quite interested in determining what will happen in the future long before it happens. I don't like wasting my time seeking a goal that will never come to fruition. It gets rather tiring. Ah. That's a very good outlook to have, although it is always a pleasure to have dreams even if you will never reach that particular plateau. You mustn't spread this around but Voldemort has always harboured a dream of performing in Swan Lake. Don't worry. I've booked a psychiatrist. Swan Lake? I've always pictured him as more of a 'Nutcracker' man myself. Hmm. I definitely think that psychiatrist is in order. As for dreams, I don't often have time for them, what with my education and my duties to the Dark Lord. Apparently he enjoys the costumes. You must prepare for forceful dreams then as he has a habit of slipping the odd sleeping potion to his followers in the hopes of them dreaming of wonderful tactics. What sort of attack strategies would you adopt when preparing or indeed taking part in battle with the enemy? The key to any successful battle is... CARBO LOADING! The night before you must eat the largest meal of starchy goodness you can find - pasta, breads, rice, anything! After that, all it takes is some skillful wand movements and a few nonverbal spells! Oh, and it helps to completely outnumber the enemy as well. I think Peter will enjoy that particular aspect of preperation. Well of course math is a facter. You wouldn't want twelve of the enemy to gang up on one would you? It wouldn't be like those terrible muggle movies, where the enemy wait for their turn and are beaten one by one. That would be ridiculous and rather crass. Absolutely! Unless of course, there is 12 of us ganging up on one of our enemies. That's entirely ok, but certainly not the other way around! As a Death Eater, victory is our only option and I'll do whatever it takes to ensure such victories! That would be preferable to severely show the enemy up. We're all devout winners and would abhore anything less, as Voldie would no doubt take a dim view on it. But let us leave the nasty war aspect of life to the side for the moment. How does Lord Tiff like to relax in her free time? Hmmm, relax? I don't often get a chance to do it, but when I do, I enjoy hiking, baking, scrapbooking, and spending time with my fiance and friends. I'm pretty normal in that respect I suppose. It's nice...(shouldn't really use that word. Voldie doesn't believe in it) to have normality after such stress as in battle. I myself do enjoy a good hike too, although I don't have too much time to do it, my schedule of work from the master not allowing it. Honestly, I believe House Elves are on a better payment plan. But I digress. I completely understand what you mean about the hectic schedule. I spend each and every day researching tactics and drawing up battle plans from 5am when I wake up until 11pm when my head finally hits the pillow! Oh, and I also study the beauty and wonders of teeth. I do love teeth. You get to the nirvana of sleep at 11pm? That's an early night to me. I usually get there about two, three am on a good day, waking up at 6 to start the day again. But I get plenty done for the master so if it wasn't for sleep deprivation I would be O-kay. Teeth? The master is intrigued by this. Would you be interested in the pulling out of said teeth, preferably without pain spells? Without pain spells? My, my, you DO have a devious mind! I might consider it upon the Dark Lord's enemies, though it is relatively commonplace to use a numbing potion for routine extractions. Ah. We do like the sound of this. I think you could be of great use in the battles to come my fellow. Now, when thinking of his past followers, who would you say you admired more? One can't do much without somebody to look up to. Of course, the Dark Lord is my ultimate idol, but if I had to choose from his followers, I would probably choose Barty Crouch Jr. He quite cleverly tricked even the most talented witches and wizards of the time into believing he was Moody and was entirely successful in completing what the Dark Lord asked him to do - bring Potter to him without suspicions being raised! Such a talent, that one! And that was after spending a stint in Azkaban! I do admire that! The Master does admit to having a soft spot for him too. I think that could perchance be down to the fact that his visual charms detract Bella's attention from him for the moment. He was rather handsome. Though I worry for his safety in Bella's interested in him... she's a loyal Death Eater, but she has a tendency to be a bit... overanxious and overzealous. I do share your concerns. One can only hope that Rodolphus has a firm grip on her to prevent harm coming to others. Now there are just a few more question before I can allow you to go back to your busy schedule of death defiance. Just a test of your ideals. From which point were you sure of Severus Snape's loyalties and why? I must admit that I was never sure of Snape's loyalties. While the Dark Lord seemed to trust him, he never seemed quite right to me. A true Death Eater should have kept the ideals and never denounced the old ways. Crouch and the Lestranges all went to Azkaban but never let their loyalty to the Dark Lord waver. THEY were loyal, but Snape always seemed to comfortable in the safety of Dumbledore... As much as Dumbledore was the Dark Lord's enemy, even Voldemort knows he is an intelligent wizard and I found it hard to believe that he would be so easily fooled... Then again, I didn't think it possible of the Dark Lord either. But, he did provide the cause with important accurate information, so I couldnt' help but often feel in agreement with the Dark Lord about Snape. It was an odd situation to be presented with. It's refreshing to come across somebody who could see through the veil. Although I must concede that although I hid it very well, I was always on the side of the man holding true loyalty to the light. Perhaps I waited for him to be discovered on his own to sweeten the Master's revenge, Hmmm, if only the Dark Lord had discovered his betrayal before killing him for the wand. At least then his death might have been more entertaining! But alas, he's dead either way, right? Yeah. Justice was served in the end, even if it left some of the more female of us in mourning for his soul. But I try to keep that part of myself firmly locked away. Now I know that your time is lacking so I shall ask one more question and then bid you adieu. Is there anything you wish to tell another Death Eater, ie. plans, well wishes in battle. Things of that nature? I would like to say that of all the Death Eaters I've ever met, the ones found in the Graveyard FC are the best and most loyal. Those who lead in this FC are talented and possess skilled minds, something that is admirable in any Death Eater. The members of this FC are surely the most loyal to the cause and the Graveyard wouldn't be the same amazing place it is today without them. OK, enough gushiness. I must run off and study how to remove all the nerves and blood vessels from the inside of the tooth while still leaving the remainder of the tooth itself intact. This stuff is great for manual dexterity... makes me so much more adept with my wandwork. Well on that note than, I shall bid you adieu. It was wonderful to interview you. My pleasure! Good-bye faithful fellow Death Eater! Ciao our wonderful leader of men and women alike! Inspiring message to leave with. Now if one isn't mindful we must skidaddle as there are evil deeds to carry out, mouths to clamp firmly shut and things of that nature. It has been wonderful to hear about our newest recruit and we hope that we shall be hearing a lot more from you in the future regarding your deeds. Live long and infamously!