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Samia · 05-11-2008, 06:03 PM

"Tooth Fairy Dairies"

My Lovely, innocent, angelic Charrie's Journal. I am Samia and in a few days You all will know, Why I I love Sarah Corner so much. Not.

The Best intro ever, no? People don't believe me when I say, Sarah drives me nuts. No Sir. So I got something in my hand that will let you know what my charrie is all about and I know she will kill me the minute she knows this but Poeple need to see . So Presenting: *drum roll*

July 5th!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Sarah Corner in de Houzie, yo!

Okay. Now that was just lame. I wonder how Dave gets away with it. He really is a big donkey. [with a bow on his tail, donkey]. I am writing in this journal because am a superwoman. Yes. Yes. No need to jump- I’ll sign your autograph book. But this time its not about me, well actually it is err and *le sigh* Because am lonely and I want someone- because am tired. Yes, tired of saving this world and saving little ickle kids of being squished by giant Roberts and psychopath Evil doctors. *dramatic sigh*.

I need someone. Somebody to looooooooooovvvvveeeee. . .

Okay.

Now that was lamer. *clears throat* I am Sarah Jayne Corner, 14 and a tooth fairy witch [I swear, I am] and this is my journal. Hurraaaah. My mind is always buzzing. Buzzing with such random thoughts and I just got annoyed. Last night- I was trying to sleep and I couldn’t because I was thinking. I hate thinking. So that’s why I am beginning this journal- to get rid of my thoughts. Well I actually wanted this journal because I want something that the world could remember me by. *Poses all super woman like*. They should know what an angel I am.

Yeah, am a liar. You shouldn’t be surprised about that since I am Dr. Evil. Muahahaha. *smacks self* Sorry. [Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all alone in a house and waiting for your Donkey of a cousin, who isn’t hurrying up and quickly cleaning up that attic of his]

Boy, my thoughts are so …. Weird.
So as I was saying. What was I saying again? Oh yeah. I am starting this journal because err am bored right now ^^

When the night has come, and the moon is the only light I see . . .
No I won’t be afraid- as long as you stand by me.
Oooh. Stand by me.

Darling, Darling- Whenever you need a friend,
Whenever you feeling lonely…
Stand by me.

Reminds me of Shel.

Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel.

[And I so need to stop listening to my Dad’s old records]

P.S: I love Shel.

July 20th
Boy, I toterlly forgot about you. o.O

My excuse: I am too lazy, sadly and well I been busy and roaming all around the world. What a summer this is turning out to be.

Vacation Place no. 1: Alexis Chosen’s house in Milan; they were the bomb! Period. Everyone was loveeellly- and I ate the best sandwiches there. Yum.

Vacation Place no. 2: Camira Yaxely’s ~~house~~ almost Palace; I so don’t like her old man. The most sweaty days of my life would be at her house. I really should erase the memories there! Camira was nice [no snakes involved] but everything else around her was just stiff. And her father = *kills self*

Vacation Place no. 3: Jai house for her 15th birthday, in Spain. AND ZOMG! Shel came to pick me up. *Squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* the best vacation days of my summer.

I love You, Shel.

I have to write to Panda Bear now.

Yo, Shizzle.. Bleeeeh. Whatever. *rolls eyes*

July 22nd
Mum got me a cat. O.o Dude, a cat? I screamed. Screamed so badly. A toothfairy carrying around a cat? No wait. A super woman carrying around an orange fat cat? A lazy, orange fat cat?

Named: Garfield.
[Mum reads some comics which has caty name Garfield so now I have a Garfield.. I mean like Duddddeee!!!!!]

Give me a minute. I want to scream again.

July 22nd
NIGHT TIME.
Now that the whole 'Why Mum? Why?' atmosphere is gone and I have come across the reality that I will, too, be one of those ladies who grow old and live with their cats -Lazy orange cats- I have accepted it as my fate and planned to continue to be and save this world. It is after all a duty. *Poses again with a salute*

This will never grow old. Hehe.

I still hate him, though. Stupid Orange FAT cats.

July 28
The cat is lazy. I like lazy, I am lazy [I kinda know how my Mum feels about me now] but why is he? Its am thing Hmpf. And he isn’t even scared of me- I went all ‘OOGGAA-BOOGA-BOOGA’ on him and all he did was turn around and leave o.O

He is evil.

I almost made a deal today. I still hate Garfield and so not taking him with me to Hogwarts. My toothfairy image will be ruined. I told Mum, I want highlights in my hair- all red. RAWR RED! And that is the only thing that will make me take Garfield to Hogwarts with me and the only thing that will make me to accept him in my life. [Aren't I a Drama Queen?] And she went all –blink- and then the usual Yadadadada.. scolding started that how I was young , being toterlly not good and not giving Garfield a chance [HAH! A chance and to that fat orange evil cat, never!]

But as usual while she was talking, I zoned out. And Shel was all over my mind. And then I went –blink- .. he had highlights. And me having highlights. We’ll look like brother and sister. ZOMG! NO!

Merlin knows I so don’t wanna be his sister. *snicker*

So I lost another war.
Hightlights: Bad idea.

Tooth Fairy: 0 - Garfield : 1
Grrrrrr.

July 29
Sarah + Shel = SarahShel!
Toothfairy + Mr. Perfect = FairyPerfect!

Hehehehe. Shel = Love.

You know what I want right now? I want to fly to him and tackle him And squish him. And tackle him again. And mess up his hair. And tackle him again. And Huggle him. And squsiihhyyyGlomppyytacckkllyy him.

Shel Shel Shel Shel.

Sheldon Ambrose. Sheldon Ambrose.
Mr. Perfect. He ish awesome. He is just so sweet and his Hair is jussssst soooo... YUM! And kisses in rain. OMGGEE! I think I might need a paper bag soonish.

Sheldon Ambrose = Sarah Corner gone WEE WEE!

Wait a second. No way. No No! Wait. OMG! *faints now and forever*
A realization, so very clear. Very Very Very clear hit this Pea-Brain of mine. Where exactly does he live?

*faints again* Someone kill me now. I don’t even know where my boyfriend lives? O.o

I’ll fetch Garfield and ask him to kill me now.
I am a disgrace as a girlfriend.

But still … Mr. Perfect. [Insert loads of tiny hearts here]

August 4
Mum is taking me to Greece before I go back to Hogwarts.*faints*
What will I do in Greece? See sights with that Orange, fat cat while she writes books? O.o

Thats it. I am running away.
Tonight.

20 minutes later.

Dave says I could see Donkeys there o.O I mean like whaaa?.. BUT I now I do do do do want to go to Greece, Yes. Ladies and Gentlemen I do. I have a plan. *Evil smile*

Plan: I am going to dump Garfield in a lake or in a river. Muahahahahaha. Or probably have him get eaten by a Donkey. WOOOT!

Credit: I want to just say that I got the whole Journal Idea from Amy [Draco's_Lady]- Who got the idea from Awesome Ashlliieee [Hermoine_loves_ Ron] .. The trends goes on. And the awesome and brilliant Banner is by amazin' Kelvin [cake.ninjak]

05-11-2008, 06:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Samia ♥ RP Addict ♥ Shelah <3 Cookie Wifey Phoenix Location: Cookieland Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 15,502 Hogwarts RPG Name: Sarah Jayne Corner Fifth Year	Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+ "Tooth Fairy Dairies" My Lovely, innocent, angelic Charrie's Journal. I am Samia and in a few days You all will know, Why I I love Sarah Corner so much. Not. The Best intro ever, no? People don't believe me when I say, Sarah drives me nuts. No Sir. So I got something in my hand that will let you know what my charrie is all about and I know she will kill me the minute she knows this but Poeple need to see . So Presenting: drum roll July 5th! Yo! Yo! Yo! Sarah Corner in de Houzie, yo! Okay. Now that was just lame. I wonder how Dave gets away with it. He really is a big donkey. [with a bow on his tail, donkey]. I am writing in this journal because am a superwoman. Yes. Yes. No need to jump- I’ll sign your autograph book. But this time its not about me, well actually it is err and le sigh Because am lonely and I want someone- because am tired. Yes, tired of saving this world and saving little ickle kids of being squished by giant Roberts and psychopath Evil doctors. dramatic sigh. I need someone. Somebody to looooooooooovvvvveeeee. . . Okay. Now that was lamer. clears throat I am Sarah Jayne Corner, 14 and a tooth fairy witch [I swear, I am] and this is my journal. Hurraaaah. My mind is always buzzing. Buzzing with such random thoughts and I just got annoyed. Last night- I was trying to sleep and I couldn’t because I was thinking. I hate thinking. So that’s why I am beginning this journal- to get rid of my thoughts. Well I actually wanted this journal because I want something that the world could remember me by. Poses all super woman like. They should know what an angel I am. Yeah, am a liar. You shouldn’t be surprised about that since I am Dr. Evil. Muahahaha. smacks self Sorry. [Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all alone in a house and waiting for your Donkey of a cousin, who isn’t hurrying up and quickly cleaning up that attic of his] Boy, my thoughts are so …. Weird. So as I was saying. What was I saying again? Oh yeah. I am starting this journal because err am bored right now ^^ When the night has come, and the moon is the only light I see . . . No I won’t be afraid- as long as you stand by me. Oooh. Stand by me. Darling, Darling- Whenever you need a friend, Whenever you feeling lonely… Stand by me. Reminds me of Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. Shel. [And I so need to stop listening to my Dad’s old records] P.S: I love Shel. July 20th Boy, I toterlly forgot about you. o.O My excuse: I am too lazy, sadly and well I been busy and roaming all around the world. What a summer this is turning out to be. Vacation Place no. 1: Alexis Chosen’s house in Milan; they were the bomb! Period. Everyone was loveeellly- and I ate the best sandwiches there. Yum. Vacation Place no. 2: Camira Yaxely’s ~~house~~ almost Palace; I so don’t like her old man. The most sweaty days of my life would be at her house. I really should erase the memories there! Camira was nice [no snakes involved] but everything else around her was just stiff. And her father = kills self Vacation Place no. 3: Jai house for her 15th birthday, in Spain. AND ZOMG! Shel came to pick me up. Squuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the best vacation days of my summer. I love You, Shel. I have to write to Panda Bear now. Yo, Shizzle.. Bleeeeh. Whatever. rolls eyes July 22nd Mum got me a cat. O.o Dude, a cat? I screamed. Screamed so badly. A toothfairy carrying around a cat? No wait. A super woman carrying around an orange fat cat? A lazy, orange fat cat? Named: Garfield. [Mum reads some comics which has caty name Garfield so now I have a Garfield.. I mean like Duddddeee!!!!!] Give me a minute. I want to scream again. July 22nd NIGHT TIME. Now that the whole 'Why Mum? Why?' atmosphere is gone and I have come across the reality that I will, too, be one of those ladies who grow old and live with their cats -Lazy orange cats- I have accepted it as my fate and planned to continue to be and save this world. It is after all a duty. Poses again with a salute This will never grow old. Hehe. I still hate him, though. Stupid Orange FAT cats. July 28 The cat is lazy. I like lazy, I am lazy [I kinda know how my Mum feels about me now] but why is he? Its am thing Hmpf. And he isn’t even scared of me- I went all ‘OOGGAA-BOOGA-BOOGA’ on him and all he did was turn around and leave o.O He is evil. I almost made a deal today. I still hate Garfield and so not taking him with me to Hogwarts. My toothfairy image will be ruined. I told Mum, I want highlights in my hair- all red. RAWR RED! And that is the only thing that will make me take Garfield to Hogwarts with me and the only thing that will make me to accept him in my life. [Aren't I a Drama Queen?] And she went all –blink- and then the usual Yadadadada.. scolding started that how I was young , being toterlly not good and not giving Garfield a chance [HAH! A chance and to that fat orange evil cat, never!] But as usual while she was talking, I zoned out. And Shel was all over my mind. And then I went –blink- .. he had highlights. And me having highlights. We’ll look like brother and sister. ZOMG! NO! Merlin knows I so don’t wanna be his sister. snicker So I lost another war. Hightlights: Bad idea. Tooth Fairy: 0 - Garfield : 1 Grrrrrr. July 29 Sarah + Shel = SarahShel! Toothfairy + Mr. Perfect = FairyPerfect! Hehehehe. Shel = Love. You know what I want right now? I want to fly to him and tackle him And squish him. And tackle him again. And mess up his hair. And tackle him again. And Huggle him. And squsiihhyyyGlomppyytacckkllyy him. Shel Shel Shel Shel. Sheldon Ambrose. Sheldon Ambrose. Mr. Perfect. He ish awesome. He is just so sweet and his Hair is jussssst soooo... YUM! And kisses in rain. OMGGEE! I think I might need a paper bag soonish. Sheldon Ambrose = Sarah Corner gone WEE WEE! Wait a second. No way. No No! Wait. OMG! faints now and forever A realization, so very clear. Very Very Very clear hit this Pea-Brain of mine. Where exactly does he live? faints again Someone kill me now. I don’t even know where my boyfriend lives? O.o I’ll fetch Garfield and ask him to kill me now. I am a disgrace as a girlfriend. But still … Mr. Perfect. [Insert loads of tiny hearts here] August 4 Mum is taking me to Greece before I go back to Hogwarts.faints What will I do in Greece? See sights with that Orange, fat cat while she writes books? O.o Thats it. I am running away. Tonight. 20 minutes later. Dave says I could see Donkeys there o.O I mean like whaaa?.. BUT I now I do do do do want to go to Greece, Yes. Ladies and Gentlemen I do. I have a plan. Evil smile Plan: I am going to dump Garfield in a lake or in a river. Muahahahahaha. Or probably have him get eaten by a Donkey. WOOOT! Credit: I want to just say that I got the whole Journal Idea from Amy [Draco's_Lady]- Who got the idea from Awesome Ashlliieee [Hermoine_loves_ Ron] .. The trends goes on. And the awesome and brilliant Banner is by amazin' Kelvin [cake.ninjak] Last edited by Samia : 05-13-2008 at 04:14 AM.