For Lissy. Title is a Monty Python reference. Funniest bit ever.

Ducks Are Made of Wood: #2 Muggle Studies

It was likely that Muggle Studies was one of Tonks favorite classes, and not just because she already knew a fair bit about Muggles from her father. It was because Charlie was in that class.

“And after they put the eggs in the bowl…” The professor dropped shelled eggs into the bowl.

“Wrong,” Charlie whispered.

“They’ll beat it with a thingy.” She attacked the ingredients with a screwdriver.

“Wrong,” Tonks giggled against her fist.

“And after four hours in the oven, Muggles have a nice roast duck.”

“Wrong,” they both whispered with a grin at each other. Best class ever.