Hello and welcome to another edition of The Weekly Gravestone! Today's unlucky interviewee is The Dark Lord's newest minion, Khat aka *joshmoonson*. How are you today Khat?
Awesome! Thanks. I have my coffee here so im ready to go. How are you?
That's good to hear. The Dark Lord favours those on a caffiene high as they stand to be more wreckless. I'm very well thank you. So tell me. As the newest Minion to our cause, what do you feel you shall be contributing to his cause to ensure success?
Oh yeah this is like my second coffee so i've past that wreckless part a few hours ago. The dark lord will be quite excited to hear. -rubs hands together- Well i fell that i will add (hopefully) some pretty awesome graphics that will get people's attention. In turn they will want to join our cause. More the better right?
Oh The Dark Lord has seen your graphics and is very impressed indeed by them. He feels that they will indeed garner interest, as long as Lucius can stop pawing at the prettier ones. How do you feel about the upcoming invasion he has been plotting so intricately?
shifty i have yet to see all the details But i assure you that i will be near the front for all the action. We will have to Lucius in the back so he can pay attention hehe
Oh we are very pleased to hear that. Because of course lack of commitment to the cause equates to instant death, but we like to hush that little rule. So when not taking part in outlandish acts of faith for your Lord, what does a fine Death Eater like yourself enjoy wasting time with? Because of course anything not with Voldemort in mind is a waste....
Well when im not making graphics for the lord and other friends i tend to be off playing games. I play on a muggle team of flag football. Of course we always win because losing isnt an option. The other thing i like to do is once in awhile get together with a few friends from highschool and play quidditch. It rarely happens, but im trying to set one up some time soon. They all hate me because im best seeker. Other then that i like to read.
Ah. A winner! That's what we like to see. We shall just pretend we didn't hear the M word as it is liable to offend our followers Quidditch is a noble cause. Some of the best DEs we've had have been professional players. Ah. Reading...The Lord would like to know if you have read anything that could be of interest to us as of late...
Oh dont worry...after the game we all have some fun with them. Its amazing how much they freak out when their mechanical devices dont work. Just the occasional dark spells and such to tone up my skills. i have taken a interest in the vampire books though. Lestat is an interesting vampire. shifty I was thinking that i would have to investigate this further.
Ah. So a Death Eater interested in the creatures of the night. That could be very useful for our cause. One does hope however that you don't adopt the fashion, as that could look a might outlandish in a swimming pool. Speaking of the M word, one heard tell of one their inventions deemed a televible. Has one found anything of interest on it which has griped you enough to be of use?
Oh that shiny box thing that has random colors. i actually managed to find a few good things. I dont mess with it much so i cant really say what else their is. I watch Smallville which is nice because about every eppisode their is some sort of villian. I watch for the tactics. Never know might learn something.
One can't fault your need for research. We find it very hand to know all the angles, as I myself have been doing a fair bit of research on a Dr. Gregory House. delightful fella I must say. One can't help but wonder what these people see in sitting on their exteriors watching a magix box when there is torture afoot. Have you perhaps relished a session of pain recently?
unfortunately not. I have been busy and have yet a time to just sit and enjoy the fun. Though at the moment one of my animals seems to be sounding as though they are being tortured. >.< next time i will have to use a silencing charm.
Well one cannot fault your wilingness to carry it out, even if the opportunity doesn't present itself. As we can see that you are busy, we have just a few more questions for you and then we shall bid you leave to carry out your plotting. As a DE, we trust you have read the historical records regarding our past minions. Who would you say you hold the most regard for?
-ponders- so many great great choices. Hmm.. I would have to say my all time favorite would have to be bellatrix lestrange -sighs- How could one not love her. She is just amazing...Pure evil and who has hair like that? she is one of a kind.
Well unfortunately I have tried and failed to find out who styled her hair. I'm starting to believe that it is simply an Azkaban secret. Speaking of the infamous safehold, what measures do you plan to take during our battle to ensure you are not captured?
Unfortunately i think the wizard was killed off for cutting off to much. Or at least thats what i heard. -snickers- I have been working more on my spells, but im pretty sure if anyone comes my way they will be toast. And im not talking about transfiguration.
Good attitude to have. I myself am counting on my bodacious grasp of the English language to boggle the opponents minds. Here's hoping I shall be facing somebody who looks as though they were lured down a Mountain with a piece of meat. So is there any messages you would like to pass on to any individual Death Eaters in lue of the attack?
-rubs hands together- shifty i am always up for some entertainment if anyone ever needs a partner. Other then that if you ever need anything specifically made (graphics), just let me know. I am always up for helping a fellow death eater.
Ah. Inspiring message to leave with. Now if one isn't mindful we must skidaddle as there are evil deeds to carry out, mouths to clamp firmly shut and things of that nature. It has been wonderful to hear about our newest recruit and we hope that we shall be hearing a lot more from you in the future regarding your deeds. Live long and infamously! |