 101 Reasons Why the Death Eaters Like To Be Evil
1. Because it's so much cooler than being good.
2. You get a cool tattoo if you're evil!
3. You get to meet the famous Dark Lord!
4. Because pink is a banned color (Bella made sure of that)
5. The Mafia looks to you for uniform tips
6. The benefits are good but you don't get life insurance
7. Your boss looks like Aquaman which is perfect for comic book fanatics.
8. You get laugh like a maniac.
9. If unfortune enough to be driving in the muggle world, nobody would have the nerve to tailgate you.
10. You get unlimited stress balls.
11. People would be intrigued to see you star in a Death Eater musical
12. You get to trade in your brooms for private jets.
13. If someone was annoying you, you could just tell the boss.
14. You get to use Unforgivable curses without your peeps trying to tell you otherwise.
15. you get to round up more people to join
16. Crucio is much more fun than water torture.
17. You get to scare people for a living with creeping-you-out masks.
18. No one expects you to do your homework.
19. You get to camp out in the Graveyard
20. You get to be the worlds worst nightmare.
21. You get to defeat Harry Potter.
22. You get scary masks
23. You get to cause chaos at the Quidditch World Cup
24. If anyone budges you in a grocery line you can torture them!
25. Road rage is perfectly acceptable and quite normal.
26. You get to work in secret!
27. You get to work under the most evil lord in 100 years.
28. You get to use the Unforgivable Curses!
29. Masks never go out of style.
30. You always have a Halloween costume handy.
31. If you're lucky, you get to conjure a Dark Mark.
32. With voldie backing you all those DA members will have to kiss butt.
33. Because evil spelled backwards is live.
34. You get to hang with the Malfoys
35. When you join, you get invited to exclusive killer parties.
36. You learn to love the color green!
37. You get to add a touch of evil to your recipes and they taste so much better.
38. You get to be shifty!
39. Looks really can kill
40. You get your very own newspaper. (Which is so much better than the Daily Prophet!)
41. No one minds if you get a little dirty.
42. It's a fact of DE life that your going to get dirty..
43. They have their own line of Ulta Evil Cleaning supplies to clean off said dirt.
44. You get to have secret sleep-overs at Voldie's house.
45. You get special glow in the dark skull stickers.
46. You get to play hide and seek in a graveyard and NOT get into trouble.
47. When someone trys to pinch your cheek you can crucio them.
48. You get a free ticket out of Azkaban when you're freed by your pals.
49. If you have a really ugly zit you can just put on your mask
50. You don't have to compete with your wardrobe with others.
51. You will take over the world!
52. You can take out Ronald Weasley. Permanently!
53. You get to say cool, evil rhymes when you're jump-roping.
54. On St. Patricks day you can go around calling Leprauchans posers.
55. You get to have a cell in Azkaban to show your loyalty.
56. You get to employ the help of evil robot DEs if necessary.
57. You get to use magic before your of age
58. You are not alone.
59. The grass is always greener on the darker side.
60. Your green shooting star can't fall.
61. The Dark Side has cookies. Always a plus.
62. You get really sexy cars... and you don't have to pay full price.
63. You don't need a mirror any more.
64. You get a theme song called Avada Kedavra.
65. You get to slink, creep, ooze and any other evil sounding walk.
66. If you see anybody with a mowhawk get to shoot them.
67. If you see an animal, which you think is an Auror, you have the courage to kill it.
68. You make the breaking news.
69. Evil minnie men think your a god.
70. You get to have sleep-over parties in the Riddle house!
71. The Graveyard is your home.
72. Death is your food.
73. You can torture or kill people who annoys you.
74. You get to know what's happening in the Ministry if your sneaky enough.
75. You can be nice.
76. If you're evil enough, you get to be on the front page of the Daily Prophet.
77. We get awsome pension plans and benefits.
78. For being a loyal Death Eater, you get snuck out of Azkaban by your fellow friends.
79. If you want special root beer made you just have to ask Severus nicely.
80. You get to use fancy words to get what you want.
81. Nobody forces you to do anything you don't want to do. except voldie.
82. Dr. Evil is the resident surgeon.
83. Some time around Easter, you hide petrified people in the garden.
84. It doesn't matter what anyone else (except the Dark Lord) says. You make all the rules.
85. You could drink all the red bull you want
86. If someone dosn't WANT to give you red bull you can kill them
87. If you don't want to work for a living you don't have to.
88. You keep wondering why Barney is on your side.
89. You can get Dora and make her turn little kids evil.
90. In front of your house there are beware of death eater signs posted.
91. No one looks at you funny if you use an unforgivable curse... they expect it!
92. Chances are, your children will carry on your tradition of evilness.
93. You get your own yacht courtesy of Voldemort Inc.
94. You excel in the Dark Arts and can't stand anyone who doesn't appreciate them.
95. You're always plotting revenge against someone.
96. You know traditional spells like Crucio.
97. Horror movies are simple comedies to you.
98. Your bad moods can rightly be taken out on others without complaint.
99. You get green leather belts with a silver snake buckle covered with diamonds.
100. Your from Slytherin house
101. Muggle serial killers come to you for advice.
Last edited by SlytherinSissa : 04-14-2007 at 01:52 PM.
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