My Love is like a red red rose ... only it's orange and it's a dandelion My Shan-Shan she's so funny,
thinks she can't rhyme, that's runny,
I think she can do it very well,
in fact, I think I know that smell,
It's Shan-Shan's spam spam,
did you know this stuff is made with ham?
She loves Ron as much as me,
no that means equal to what I do bee,
Can you blame her?
He's better than Mrs. Clairol.
So that didn't rhyme,
it doesn't happen all the time,
Go write a poem or two,
then come and tell me boohoo!
*Smoochies Shan-Shan* |