Ugh, I really tried to make this a short comic... I did! I just couldn't help myself... *hangs head*




James: “Wormtail? Where are you? Awe, come on, Pete! I really won’t laugh this time!”



Peter: “…..You promise?”



James: “I swear, bud, I won’t laugh, chuckle, giggle, snigger, titter, guffaw… Or Laugh in any way. Siriously…”



Peter: *sigh* “Oh... Alright…”



:: Peter walks out of the closet where he was silently crying because James had been laughing at his brand new Halloween costume::



James: “Okay everyone!”



:: The entire common room files into the dorm to find Peter in a bunny costume… complete with fluffy tail and cute spell-on pink nose::



Gryffindors: “Wahahahahahaahahahaahahhoohohohooohhohohohohhooho heheheheheheheeeheheckcckckccacacacacahahahahahhah ahhahahah” *deep breath* “Hoohoohoohoohoohoohoohooheeheeheehee”



::Gryffindors walk back out of room after paying James an admission fee to see the amazing teenage wizard with no dignity::



Peter: *gasp* “Jaaaames!!!! You promised! I’m so embarrassed!” *lip quivers*



James: *counting galleons* “What do you mean? I broke no promise! I told you, and I quote,” *looks at script* “‘I swear, bud, I won’t laugh, chuckle, giggle, snigger, titter, guffaw… Or Laugh in any way’” *looks back at Peter* “Now, I never said I wouldn’t tell OTHER people that they could laugh at you, I didn’t say I wouldn’t sell tickets at two galleons a piece to see you make a fool of yourself on a house-scale just to make a hunk o’ cash!”



Peter: “…But you sill humiliated me! I’m never talking to you again!” *stomps foot, wiggles pink spelled-on nose and turns his bunny tail*



James: *still counting* “Awe, come on Wormtail! I swear I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.”



Peter: “No! You are a meanie! I hate you!” *wiggles bunny nose and crunches on carrot*



James: “Oh fine, I’ll share profit with you… How does forty percent sound?”

Peter: “That money is my humiliation! How dare you try to buy my friendship back!?”



James: *shrugs* “Okay then, sixty percent.”



Peter: “Sixty percent?! Alright! Thanks Jam-… Hey! No way. You can’t bribe me to like you again…”



James: “Okay, then Pete; how can I get you to like me again?”



Peter: *thinks*



::Thirty Seconds Later::



Peter: *thinks*



::Twenty Minutes later::



Peter: *thinks*



::Thirty minutes later::



Peter: *thinks*



::Two Hours Later::



James: *yawns* “Hey Pete? We are gunna miss out on all the candy if you take much longer…”



Peter: *thinks* I got it!! You have to dress up as a bunny and walk around like this to get your candy!” *evil grin*



James: *fake gasp of horror* “Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!”



Peter: “I know it’s harsh, but you deserve it!”



James: “Wow, Wormtail, you are brutal in this revenge thing!” *holds back laughing with great difficulty*



Peter: *seriously* “I know… I have been thinking of writing the complete idiot’s guide to revenge!”



James: “Ah- …no… that was just too perfect a wise-crack setup to actually use…” *Walks into bathroom and changes into bunny costume*



Peter: “Wahahahahahahahahah!”



James: *spells on bunny nose and tail* “Okay, let’s go.”



::James and Peter walk to the entrance hall::



Peter: *standing in front of the great hall door* “I hope this teaches you a good stern lesson, James…”



James: *crunches on a carrot* “Yeah, sure, Doc.”



Peter: *opens door and walks into the great hall, then turns to watch James walk in*



James: *walks into the center of the great hall and clears throat* *crunches on carrot and wiggles bunny nose*



Everyone in the great hall: “AWWWWWW! Look! James Potter is a bunny! How CUUUUUUTE!!!” *everyone rushes forward to pet James and coo over him*



James: *enjoys the attention and wiggles his bunny nose*



Dumbledore: “I think that a congratulations is in order to Mr. James Potter; winner of the cutest costume!” *scratches James behind his fake bunny ear*



Peter: *head in hand* “I just can’t win…”