80.: Ottery and the Pirates – Ottery’s Dreams, in Ottery’s Bed, in Ottery’s House, in Ottery St. Catchpole

“Captain Ron Weasley is it,” the boy asked.

“That’s me, and that’s me booty,” Ron said pointing at the boy and the treasure chest he was sitting on.

“Yeah, about that captain,” the boy began, “could someone loosen these ropes, tight.”

“You’re a prisoner.”

“In more ways than one, but this gold belongs to the queen.”

“Of England?”

“No, I meant the Queen of France …”

“Trying to be funny, mate?”

“No,” Ottery said, as the captain put his sword at the boy’s throat. “Oh, hell, mind if I join your pirates? Need a new job anyways.”

“Welcome aboard matey.”