Yay! first to post!! I am currently in the process of writing an epic comic for the DA! So, here is the first part!! Hope you enjoy!

The DA Goes Back In Time

Chapter one: Apperate Debate

Harry: *looks at watch* “Aaalright everyone! Are we ready to get those Death eaters? Is everything that I have explained quite clear?”

Ron: “Hmm, but how do we get our X-men spandex suits?”

Harry: *mumbles* “That was a joke, Ron…”

Ron: “Awwww, I want to look like Wolverine!” *makes a grumpy face an thrusts hands in the air; pretending to have claws*

Hermione: *rolls eyes* “Ron! This isn’t funny!”

Ron: “Bet you would look good in spandex, ‘Mione”

Hermione: *slaps Ron’s face very hard*

Ron: “OWWWWWww!!” *bends down and clasps face in pain*

Hermione: *happily* “Shall we go?”

Ginny: “Ummm, there is a problem Harry…”

Harry: “Oh? Is there?”

Ginny: “Uh, yeeeah…. Most of us can’t apperate…”

Harry: *head smack* *musical sting* “Good gravy! I should have thought of that!! …Well, no matter, Ron, Hermione, and I can perform a mass side-along apperission!”

Hermione: “Um, I’m not too sure that will work, Harry… There are a lot of DA members…”

Harry: *quite happily* “Nonsense! There are only…. About twenty!” *is way too lazy to count”

Hermione: “Ooh, but Harry! Ron is not good at apperating! What if some…. Something bad happens?”

Ron: “Hey! I resent that! I’m a great apperator!”

::Ron tries to apperate two feet to the left…. But ends up in the pond outside Godric’s Hollow…::

Harry: *watches Ron climb out of pond and spit out a stream of water through the kitchen curtains*

Hermione: “Told you so!”

Harry: “Right…. Okay, looks like it’s just you and me Hermione!”

Hermione: *nervously* “Oh, alright…”

Harry: “Relax ‘Mione! It will be fine!”

Hermione: “I hope so…”

Harry: *Steps on a port-a-platform, as Ron wanders back into the house, dripping wet* “Ahem, Fellow DA members, my people! We are about to embark on a most noble mission: A mission that will provide hope, in a hopeless world! That will offer stability, in a stability-less world! That will pass out free ice cream, in a-

Group: “Get on with it!”

Harry: “Oh, alright! Everyone; get into a line.”

Neville: “A line? Why not a circle? I don’t think that we can all fit in the kitchen if we spread out in a line…”

Harry: “Well, I don’t want it to look like we are dancing when we apperate! So a circle is quite out!”

Ernie: “But there are people who dance in a line too, you know…. Line dancing….”

Harry: “But isn’t there a more manly way to disapperate out of here?”

Ernie: “Not that I can think of…”

Harry: “Drat!”

Ron: “How about a square shape?”

Harry: “Nah! Square dancing!”

Ron: “oh yeah…”

All girls in group: “Ugh, you guys! What difference does it make?!”

All guys in group (except Neville): “We don’t like to dance!”

Girls: *Roll eyes*

Neville: “Um, dudes, I like to dance…”

Harry: “Traitor! Go ahead; side with the girls! We don’t need you.”

Luna: “Oh, you are so cute!”

Neville: *dip-kisses Luna*

Guys: *jaw drop*

Neville: *suavely* “Chicks dig a guy that dances.”