i thought this part was cute....'turning around, Harry found himself almost nose to nose with Filch, the caretaker. He took several hasty steps backward; Filch was best viewed at a distance.'..best veiwed at a distance..lmao

"I don't believe it! I don't belive it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A Prefect! That's everyone in the family!" -Mrs. Weasley
"What are Fred and I, next door neighbors?" -George

"I can't see any pus-filled boils," said Ron.
"No, well, you wouldn't," said Fred darkly, "they're not in a place we generally display to the public---"
"--- but they make sitting on a broom a right pain in the---"
"All right, everyone, listen up," said Angelina loudly emerging from the Captain's office...