Good job, Sir Spots! I liked yours!

The Dursley's, Dursley's....hm...

Spend a day with the Dursley's.
I'd rather eat some soap!
There house is too sanitary.
Mr. Clean couldn't even cope!

But that's only the beginning.
They also have a son.
He's fatter than a whale.
His mum calls him 'honeybun'.

yeah...that's it.