And now for the sequel: "Trouble at Hogwarts"

(Trio= Harry, Ron, and Hermione... just in case you didn't know)

*Plays HP theme song*
The Potter Puppet Pals Present…
“Trouble at Hogwarts” By Neil Cicierega with help from Alora Lanzillotta and Emmy Cicierega

Harry: “Oh, Hogwarts is great! This is the best place in the world.”

Ron: “Yes, Hogwarts is so much fun!”

Hermione: “I love to learn.”

Harry: “I love magic.”

Ron: “I love you, Harry.”

Harry: “Um…”

*Dumbledore enters fully dressed*

Dumbledore: “I’ve got bad news kids.”

Trio: “Oh no! What is it?”

Dumbledore: “The Dark Lord, Voldemort, is attacking Hogwarts.”

Trio: *gasp* “What will we do?”

Dumbledore: “I don’t know.” *exits*

Voldemort: *laughs evilly* “Now, Hogwarts is mine!”

Snape: “I am Snape, the Potions Master. I must stop him. Avada Kadavra!” *little bit of green lightning spurts from Snape’s wand but ends with a small poof of smoke*

Voldemort: *laughs* “Avada Kadavra.” *big green lightening from Voldemort’s wand and zaps Snape*

*Snape screams and dies*

Hermione: Here he comes!

*Ron runs away screaming*

Voldemort: It’s time to die, for you.

Harry: You can’t do this.

Voldemort: “Oh, yes I can. Avada-

Harry: “Wait!”

Voldemort: “What is it?”

*Harry & Hermione exit*

Voldemort: “Hey! Blast!”

*Ron runs back in screaming*

Ron: “Bother.” *bothers Voldemort then runs away again screaming*

Hermione: “What are we going to do?”

Harry: “There’s nothing we can do. We’re finished.”

Ron: “Wait a minute! I’ve got a plan!”

*plays cheesy music with a dramatic closeup of Ron*

Voldemort: “Oh, children. Where are you?”

Harry: “We’re over here.”

Voldemort: “Well, here I come.”

Ron: “Wait. Move a little more to the right.”

Voldemort: “Oh. Here?”

Harry: “Almost.”

Hermione: “That’s right.”

Voldemort: “I don’t see anybody here.”

Ron: “Okay, ready? Shoot him!”

*shoots Voldemort with machine guns*

Trio: “Die, die, die…”

Trio: *cheers*

Snape: “What’s going on in here?”

Harry: “Snape, you’re alive!”

Snape: “So it would seem.”

Ron: “We love you, Snape.”

*Trio hugs Snape* (Note: you've got to see the hugging part to understand it...very funny part...Hermione's line during this little bit cracked me up! You just have to see it, it's so funny.)

Snape: “Hey! Hey quit that!

Ron & Harry: "Ah.... ah....."

Hermione: "Let me love you."

Snape: Oh you kids. I love you too. Now please get off me.”

Ron: “No.”

*Dumbledore enters naked*

Dumbledore: *clears throat* “Alas! A cornucopia of love!” *hugs Snape & Trio* “The end.”

THE END