I went through and transcripted the "Bothering Snape" one. It really is funny! You have to see it! *Plays HP theme song*
The Potter Puppet Pals Present…
“Bothering Snape” Animated by Neil Cicierega
Harry: “Hi, I’m Harry Potter.”
Ron: “And I am Ron.”
Harry: “Let’s go bother Snape.”
Ron: “Right-o.”
Snape: “I am Snape, the Potions Master.”
Harry: “Ready? Let’s go bother him.”
Harry & Ron: “Bother, bother, bother, bother…” *continues to bother Snape*
Snape: “Get off. Get off. Arg.”
Ron: “He he. That was fun.”
Harry: “I like the part where he stopped moving.”
Ron: “Let’s go do it again!”
Snape: “Oh no.”
Ron & Harry: “Bother, bother, bother, bother, bother…” *continues to bother Snape again*
Snape: “Stop. Stop it. Stop it! Avada Kadavra!” *Green lightening stuff shoots from Snape’s wand and zaps Ron & Harry*
*Harry and Ron scream and fall over dead and smoking*
Snape: “Oh dear.”
Dumbledore: “Hello, Severus!”
Snape: “I-I can explain, Sir.”
Dumbledore: "What’s this? It seems young Harry and Ron are taking afternoon nap. Let’s see what they’ve got in their pockets.” *searches robe pockets* “Alas! Nine sickles and a dungbomb. This is my lucky day. Now where did Snape go? More importantly, where the h*** am I?” *looks left and right, disappears and reappears naked* “Naked time!” *proceeds to dance naked to silly dancing music*
THE END
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