I NEED THAT BOOK! AGGGHHHGGHHHHGGHHH!!!! *starts ripping hair out in large chunks*
NEED! READ! HARRY POTTER BOOK!
*runs around math class hitting head on various people and objects*
NEEEEEEEED!
*starts poking people irritably*
BAD DOBBY! BAD DOBBY!
AHHHHH!
NOOOOOO! HARRY POTTER MUST NOT GO BACK TO HOGWARTS!!!
Please excuse Dobby, harry Potter, sir, he has drunken too much butterbeer...
But its not strong that stuff...
Tis strong for a house elf sir....

AGGGHHHHH!!! READ NOW! HAAAAASSSTTIIIINNNGGGSSS!!!

*starts blasting streets apart with a 'metal wand' madse by muggles called a 'gun' that kills people*