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ArianaBlack · 10-18-2019, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

Bernie still had her hand over her mouth until he replied about erm... NOT having Tourette's? She... she wasn't sure if he was telling the truth or not, but he WAS still holding on to all the papers, so.... He was just weird, then? She shuddered slightly and decided to let that line of questioning die... for now....

She tried to write as much as she could about his so-called Muggle education, though she KNEW that he was NOT MUGGLEBORN. "Knew it!" the firstie muttered to herself, continuing to scribble scribble in her notebook with her ordinary Muggle pen. She was somewhat surprised that he had a doctorate.... he just didn't seem organized enough to get through so much school... and then he began discussing supermarkets, and didn't... didn't wizards pick out their own produce too? "How do wizards get their food then? They all have house elves to grocery shop for them?" Bernie didn't realize she had asked this out loud, but now she really wanted to know.

Oh, and back to her previous question: "Don't you think wizards should be taught Muggle Studies by a Muggleborn, sir?" Bernie adjusted her fake glasses with a few tap taps on the bridge of her nose.

"Well............... No," he shook his head. Well......... Sometimes. It was possible...... But mostly... No. Er. Yes. Anyway. "Also at grocery stores, but you know," this is where he'd gesture vaguely with his arms, but at the moment his arms were... preoccupied. "Muggle grocery stores are an excellent place for observation. Not many places like it where all sorts of people go," not necessarily limited to culture, age, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. YOU KNOW? It was the best place to see them in MASS quantity. In BULK, if you will.

................... Ah.

He understood now. The point. He was wondering when she would get to that.

It took a moment, but then his lips twitched into an uncomfortable thing that could only be described as..... a??? Smile???

"Ah," he blinked three times. "I can assure you, Ms. Bernadette," he began. "I am qualified for this position." Because clearly that was the worry, no?

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