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ArianaBlack · 10-05-2019, 03:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl

All this blinking reminded Bernadette of that Doctor Who episode with the Weeping Angels, and the thought of those horrible creatures possibly being real suddenly cured her of the blinking. Don't blink. Schmoe could have an angel statue in his office right now! He would be daft enough to do that. And knowing the wizarding world so far, Weeping Angels TOTALLY WOULD be a real threat here.

More! Blinking! And! Twitching! "Do you have Tourettes, sir?" Bernadette blurted out, then quickly put her hand over her mouth. Oh no, how rude! But DID HE? He certainly met the symptoms she'd read about when her one Muggle classmate kept cursing, which was allegedly due to this disease and not to the fact that he was a brat....

She hurriedly jotted down his answers, which were actually accurate, and made a note of the sporting differences with an illustration of a broom in the air. Bernie added on to her question with another question: "Well which did you attend, sir? Muggle or wizarding school? Did you do any field work to study Muggles, like living amongst them?" It was important for a so-called Muggle expert to have actually studied Muggles in the wild, in her opinion.

What.

The blinking came to an immediate stop when she asked the question. ".... No," and suddenly, he was no longer blinking. No, that was a lie. He was still blinking, but at a far more normal pace now. He was still holding onto the desk, keeping all the papers snug and in place underneath his tum. That much did not change.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. "My primary and secondary education were wizarding schools," he had attended Hogwarts! Hufflepuff! Yes. "And university as well," but but but but. There was always a but. "For my doctorate, I went to a muggle school." YES. "Had a muggle roommate for the first three years." Todd was a true disaster. What a weird, nervous bloke. Always fidgeting. So strange. Schmoe felt a little bad for him, y'know? Must be difficult living your life in such a nervous state all the time. Ho ho ho. "I took every opportunity to be with muggles. The supermarket was my favorite sector to study. Very fascinating stuff. Especially watching watermelon-picking strategies." You had your tappers, your put-em-by-the-ear and listeners, the chaotic choose one and be done with its! So. Many. Watermelon. Choosing. Techniques.

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ArianaBlack Assistant Forum Manager Quibbler & Newbie Mod DMLE & DMT Ashwinder Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: #6e5f57 \|#ff5470 Posts: 13,676 Hogwarts RPG Name: Alfie Adair Hufflepuff Second Year Hogwarts RPG Name: Laini Gracae-Ryans Slytherin First Year Ministry RPG Name: Tomasz Łaska Law Enforcement x10 x1	make!!! him!!! weep!!!! doesn't proofread tweets \| #wrongaboutcereal \| #siriusly? \| emo to the extremo Quote: Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl All this blinking reminded Bernadette of that Doctor Who episode with the Weeping Angels, and the thought of those horrible creatures possibly being real suddenly cured her of the blinking. Don't blink. Schmoe could have an angel statue in his office right now! He would be daft enough to do that. And knowing the wizarding world so far, Weeping Angels TOTALLY WOULD be a real threat here. More! Blinking! And! Twitching! "Do you have Tourettes, sir?" Bernadette blurted out, then quickly put her hand over her mouth. Oh no, how rude! But DID HE? He certainly met the symptoms she'd read about when her one Muggle classmate kept cursing, which was allegedly due to this disease and not to the fact that he was a brat.... She hurriedly jotted down his answers, which were actually accurate, and made a note of the sporting differences with an illustration of a broom in the air. Bernie added on to her question with another question: "Well which did you attend, sir? Muggle or wizarding school? Did you do any field work to study Muggles, like living amongst them?" It was important for a so-called Muggle expert to have actually studied Muggles in the wild, in her opinion. What. The blinking came to an immediate stop when she asked the question. ".... No," and suddenly, he was no longer blinking. No, that was a lie. He was still blinking, but at a far more normal pace now. He was still holding onto the desk, keeping all the papers snug and in place underneath his tum. That much did not change. Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. "My primary and secondary education were wizarding schools," he had attended Hogwarts! Hufflepuff! Yes. "And university as well," but but but but. There was always a but. "For my doctorate, I went to a muggle school." YES. "Had a muggle roommate for the first three years." Todd was a true disaster. What a weird, nervous bloke. Always fidgeting. So strange. Schmoe felt a little bad for him, y'know? Must be difficult living your life in such a nervous state all the time. Ho ho ho. "I took every opportunity to be with muggles. The supermarket was my favorite sector to study. Very fascinating stuff. Especially watching watermelon-picking strategies." You had your tappers, your put-em-by-the-ear and listeners, the chaotic choose one and be done with its! So. Many. Watermelon. Choosing. Techniques. __________________ Days of Potter 2023:___________________________ Which Bertie Botts Flavour Are You? You are Lemon!