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Listen, it had been a WEEK. Piers had gotten a cold and had lost the ability to breathe out of his nose, he had been cramped into his tight quarters and had to listen to a whole bunch of whiny teenagers complain about their own cramped quarters and he was just DONE with it.
Thankfully, he was actually, really done with the cold part. His sinuses had finally drained and he was feeling better, but he was in the mood for some pie... surely pie would really help him kick the rest of the little bout of sickness he had away.
And he was almost to the kitchens... when he smelled smoke.... and heard people yelling.
There was a FIRE in the KITCHENS.
Really???
How inconvenient.
Emitting a loud and clearly irritated sigh, Piers stepped up to the scene, more disappointed than anything. Blame it on the head cold, but he really just wanted pie. And now, if there even WAS any pie in the kitchen, it was going to be burnt to a crisp.
LUCKILY, he was the ever charming Charms professor, who knew a lot of spells that these nerds didn't.
"Oi, stop your watering and get OUT," he called out, TOO calmly to the people who were TRYING to stop the fire with a TINY stream of wand water. Please. Alongside Professor Sissay, Piers tried to usher the students out of the kitchen so they wouldn't be in harms way. "Is there anyone else in here??" he called out before quickly casting a bubble head charm over himself so he could breathe without inhaling any of the smoke. He was going to 1) find any other students and get them out and then 2) look for any remains of pie and also get those out, but he was definitely legally and morally obligated to save the students first.
Raising his wand towards the fire, Piers glanced at the Sissay and Snozz. "Call the Headmaster. Don't tell the Headmistress." She'd obviously find out anyway, but delaying the message until after the situation was controlled would probably be better. He had a feeling she had an issue with high blood pressure and this wouldn't help.
And with that, Piers starting casting a fire extinguishing charm on the rising flames, roasting his tush in the burning room. All for Queen and Country. And pie. |