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It was cold and he was hungry and the last place he wanted to be was here.
You know, outside. Muggle Studies was fine.
Crossing his arms across his chest, Lucas headed down to..... wherever this place was. Behind the castle. Why they had to have the lesson out here, he didn't really know and wasn't really going to question it. Maybe this was just Schmoe's idea of a fun lesson. He did say not to bring any textbooks, after all.
Speaking of, the fourth year spotted the Muggle Studies professor long before he was close enough to speak to him. He hurried up the last few steps, a little surprised to see that there was no one else there. But what surprised him even MORE was the wave of heat that washed over him the minute he stepped over the boundary. He paused to let out a very relieved sigh before saying, "Hello, Professor." Smile. The man looked busy with whatever he was fiddling with so he just..... went to sit. Right over there. Yeah.
It was only when he was seated that he noticed the boxes. Lots and lots of boxes filled with a bunch of things he was sure he'd find out about soon. But it didn't look like he had to wait too long because, sure enough, his eyes found the toolboxes by Schmoe's feet and..... something clicked.
...............
Oh no. Oh no oh no.
Lucas physically let out a small groan. If this was what he thought it was about, he was..... very inclined to leave. Right now. Before he lost any fingers.
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