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Interviewing portraits?
Lucas didn't know how to feel about this. It was...... interesting, yeah, but he was sure that he would ask the wrong questions or make them think he was weird. Or, even worse, come up with the wrong assessment for the person. What if he sent an innocent person to jail? WHAT THEN?!
Oh Merlin, he was starting to sweat already.
Breathe. Breathe. Step one was only picking one of the portraits, right? Well, he knew which one he didn't want to go to. Lena Drummond looked like she didn't want to be disturbed soooo that was out. And a lot of people were now walking to Patrick Croz for some reason so....... Viktor? Mikailov? Yeah. Viktor Mikailov, we're coming to you.
Grabbing a spare piece of parchment and a quill, he walked right over towards the portrait. Had he stopped sweating? No. But the portrait didn't need to know that. Now? Now he just needed to ask questions. Questions..... he didn't even....... prepare.
Uhhhhh. "Hey. Hi. Hello." What do Law Enforcement say? "How's your day?"
Wait, was that....?
"No no no, that wasn't a question! That was not a question!!"
Oh Merlin.
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