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Old 02-27-2019, 06:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hogwarts RPG Name:
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Ravenclaw

Hogwarts RPG Name:
Ronnie Thurkell
Gryffindor
Seventh Year

Ministry RPG Name:
Stella Jarsdel
Transportation

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Calyx Morgan-Bott
Ecological Protection

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If there was a wizarding version of a muggle candid camera/prank type show, Ram was pretty sure he was on it right now. He stood on the rocks next to his auror escort (how MUCH were they getting paid to allow this??) and shook his head.

"No. Nope. No. No. That's mad. I'm not doing it. No thank you. Keep your harnesses and suctio... suction cups? No way." There was NO WAY he was scaling the OUTSIDE OF AZKABAN?!? No. He shivered and then pinched himself just to check if it was actually true that he was here right now and not some kind of bizarro fever dream. Maybe he'd gone on an actual date, eaten bad fish, and began hallucinating?

Anyway, he at least seemed to have made it clear that he wasn't going to CLIMB so the auror blindfolded him - blindfolded him! - and took him in whatever secret entrance there was. And now... to walk all the way up through a prison filled with crazy mass murderers and also probably your casual every day not so crazy mass murderers who were STILL CRAZY BECAUSE THEY WERE MASS MURDERERS. Where was the hidden camera? Microphone? Was one of his brothers going to jump out and say it was all some elaborate prank? The only reason he continued on with his auror guide (who probably hadn't had anything exciting to do in this place for YEARS, lets be real) was because he was assured his date was already here, and who was he to stand someone up ON TOP OF AZKABAN???

Also, what would happen if he got up there and his date fell OFF? Would HE be liable? Had there been some fine print that he'd missed?

Up the final staircase and he felt a bit like he was in a video game about to fight off the final boss to save a princess or something. He was never good at such things, even when for a while he'd gotten into retro muggle games and spent weeks on end doing almost nothing else. At least he had got a dissertation out of the experience. This? He wasn't sure he'd get anything at all except maybe a cold. Or, you know, death or permanent mental trauma.

One of those.

It was a trap DOOR at the top, of all things. Ram climbed up through it after his escort and promptly lost his glasses, which got caught by a gust of wind and flew off over the side, presumably to be smashed on the rocks and waves below.

Great start.
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