June 2097 [ December 2018]

Unspeakables -

I am pleased to confirm that there have no no further animal sightings nor implications of any further contamination in the Ministry food court. It is still up to personal preference whether or not you dine there. Work continues as usual here on Level 9 and I am pleased with our productive progress. Which brings me to my first official announcement:

THOUGHT CHAMBER MAINTENANCE
The potion in the tank housing the Encephalons has become compromised due to the neglect in the Ministry under the now former Minister and no longer provides these specimens with ample nutrients. Further inspection has revealed that the gravitational pull from the black hole that appeared in the Department of Mysteries some years back combined with this neglect has compromised the integrity of the Encephalons' container as well. A small team has been assembled and is presently engaging the situation in the Thought Chamber. All other Unspeakables who can afford to step away from their current projects are encouraged to assist.

Unspeakable Adam Gerulf and Department of Accidents & Catastrophes employee Megan Baines will be heading up the effort of retrieving samples from the Encephalons themselves as well as examine the solution. All those with a firm background in potions and herbology should report to them directly.

Anyone else wishing to aid should join in the containment of the Encephalons by means of Stunning Spell ONLY.

AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE MINISTER'S OFFICE

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NOW HIRING
Junior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic

With the recent hire of our new Minister for Magic, the Minister's Ofice is now hiring a Junior Undersecretary to work alongside our Senior Undersecretary, January Bones, and our Minister, Charles Hollingberry.

The Junior Undersecretary is an integral part of the Minister's Office and helps the department as a whole run smoothly. If hired, you will be assisting the Senior Undersecretary in coordinating and communicating with liaisons from each and every department. You will attend meetings of most importance and assist in the bettering of the department and the Ministry as a whole. The position also includes the overseeing of the Job Task Board and assisting Level One employees with any task they may require your assistance in.

While this is not a position for the faint of heart, we encourage all to apply. A great personality can sometimes win over a perfect résumé.

If you are interested in applying, please direct your résumés and cover letters to the office of January Bones, Senior Undersecretary, Level One. We are committed to finding a perfect match; therefore, the interview and hiring process may be lengthy. Please only apply for this position if you are seriously committed to the tasks ahead of you.

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AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL GAMES & SPORTS

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Feeling Drained and Stressed Out? We have the thing for you!

The Department of Magical Games and Sports have been working to implement a new Wellness Plan for all employees of the Ministry of Magic. This will help improve health and fitness throughout the building.

Each employee will be receiving a step counter courtesy of Landon's Fitness, Quality Quidditch Supplies, and St. Mungo's. Employees will also be given a packet of up and coming activities that these same sponsors are helping get off the ground, including some fitness classes, healthier food options, and a Ministry-wide health screening.

The Ministry does already have a few things in place with the fitness room available to all employees on level seven, health and care unit in the Atrium, and the relaxation pods located in the Atrium as well. Employees can look forward to more additions soon.

With this Wellness Plan, your Ministry department heads are hoping to create a happier and healthier environment.

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Live long and prosper,


Airey L Flamsteed
Department Head, Department of Mysteries

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