It’s no secret that Monsieur W. Hughbert of single name fame has a lot to say, even if no one else understands his words. In every class, he dazzles and befuddles the senses of students and professors alike. Merlin knows that most of the time, no one knows what he’s talking about. But perhaps that is by design.

Perhaps Monsieur Hughbert’s words are intended, not for the ears of his confused classmates, but for the ears of other Dark wizard spies lurking in the halls of Hogwarts. Be careful what you share in front of him, friends, because every verbose exclamation could spell out your betrayal.