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Govoni · 05-15-2015, 05:47 PM

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What Does Your Favorite Magical Plant Say about YOU?
by Eden McGee

So I know it might be odd to have a favorite magical plant, but take a look! SO many plants around us have such cool qualities, and plants could use a little more appreciation around here! Here are some of the cooler magical plants and herbs; which plant is your favorite? And what does this say about your personality? FIND OUT!

Alihotsy

If your favorite plant is Alihotsy, you’re a laugher. Alihotsy leaves induce uncontrollable laughter, so you’re probably someone who thinks anything is funny. While this might be annoying to some people, it’s probably a good thing. Laughter is food for the soul, no? This doesn’t mean you’re a happy person, though. It just means that you literally can’t take things seriously, that everything is funny, and that people PROBABLY get annoyed with your laugh. Alihotsy does have a natural sedative, though, in the form of BLUMBUMBLE treacle. They neutralize the effect of the Alihotsy. So…if you’re this plant, just find your neutralizer! You’ll be okay. At least you’re not deadly.

Flitterbloom

If you like flitterblooms, it’s because you have something to hide. You admire the way the plant can look deadly, but isn’t really. You want to seem deadly and tough to others, so you put on a front, like this plant. Flitterblooms resemble the deadly plant, Devil’s Snare, pretty decently…so you’re probably good at this façade you display for others. You’re actually pretty harmless; you just seem tough to those not close to you.

Devil's Snare

The REAL tough guy here, people, is the Devil’s Snare. If this is your favorite plant, you’re not only very aggressive, but you’re also very manipulative. Devil’s Snares have vines that are really soft when you touch them, but their grip is killer—literally. They’ll suffocate you if you struggle against them. The only way to get free of these guys is to remain still. They’ll eventually release their grips. If you’re this type of person, you probably dominate everyone around you into bending to your will. Rude, much?

Mandrake

If your favorite plant is the Mandrake, you’re terrified of growing up. These little guys cry when removed from their pots, but this is all part of the process. They /have/ to be repotted in order to grow properly, and just like your personality, you hate this entire process. The cry is fatal, but all that translates to are your extreme emotions about growing up. It’s okay to grow up, Peter. Don’t fret. It will all be okay!

Dittany

Dittany is a pretty nifty plant. It’s a type of healing herb, and if you’re one of those few who appreciate it, you’re a lovely soul. You have a naturally healing personality, meaning that you’re one of those people to whom others find easy to talk. Dittany has the ability to grow fresh skin over wounds and like you, heal. You probably have a gentle nature and a good ear for advice giving, too. People probably flock to you for your help; you’re just so awesome!

Wolfsbane

If your favorite plant is Wolfsbane, chances are you’re pretty tough. Wolfsbane has the questionably minor (and by minor, I mean HOLY HECKLE IS THIS PLANT DEADLY) tendency to be super toxic. Fun fact, Wolfsbane got its name because it was used to kill wolves back in the day. The toxin was put on arrows used in hunting the wolves. If your favorite plant is this one, you’re probably a deadly combination of wit, secrecy, and cunning that far outweigh your nice side. You probably have the ability to win any argument in that ‘drop the mic’ kind of way. You probably are a planner, and like to plan things way ahead of time in order to smooth out the kinks along the way with a plan. Overall, you’re deadly.

Mimbulus Mimbletonia

]If you adore the Mimbulus Mimbletonia, you are probably a sensitive, quiet person who has the ability to remain cool as a cucumber until a situation pushes you off the edge. Like these plants, you aren’t aggressive, you just warn people when you’re about to explode. Mimbletonias squirt out a sap when touched, but the sap isn’t harmless, it just smells bad. Similarly, you might be a calm personality with tendencies to hoard your feelings until you can’t take them anymore. Try letting them out a little!

Niffler's Fancy

These plants are very shiny. If you like these guys, then you’re probably super materialistic. You care more about money or how nice your clothes are over meaningful things, like knowledge, love, or wisdom. These plants are very rare and used to be the form of wizarding currency (isn’t that INTERESTING?). So, show some depth and stop being so shallow!

Flutterby Bush

Flutterby Bushes are such a rare beauty. The flower that these bushes produce only blooms once a century. If you favor these bushes, you are a rare beauty, and I don’t mean just on the outside; the inside, too. Personalities like you only come around once in a….CENTURY, perhaps? These bushes also have the proclivity to tremble a bit, so this just makes them seem all the more delicate and adorable, probably like YOU.

So, here are just a few examples of magical plants. Did I just make you read a bunch of magical plant info, or did I NOT? Fascinating facts for such a fascinating audience! Hope you guys enjoyed reading about my not-so-professional psychoanalysis of your personalities based on plant preferences! Enjoy!

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Laughter is food for the soul, no? This doesn’t mean you’re a happy person, though. It just means that you literally can’t take things seriously, that everything is funny, and that people PROBABLY get annoyed with your laugh. Alihotsy does have a natural sedative, though, in the form of BLUMBUMBLE treacle. They neutralize the effect of the Alihotsy. So…if you’re this plant, just find your neutralizer! You’ll be okay. At least you’re not deadly. Flitterbloom If you like flitterblooms, it’s because you have something to hide. You admire the way the plant can look deadly, but isn’t really. You want to seem deadly and tough to others, so you put on a front, like this plant. Flitterblooms resemble the deadly plant, Devil’s Snare, pretty decently…so you’re probably good at this façade you display for others. You’re actually pretty harmless; you just seem tough to those not close to you. Devil's Snare The REAL tough guy here, people, is the Devil’s Snare. If this is your favorite plant, you’re not only very aggressive, but you’re also very manipulative. Devil’s Snares have vines that are really soft when you touch them, but their grip is killer—literally. They’ll suffocate you if you struggle against them. The only way to get free of these guys is to remain still. They’ll eventually release their grips. If you’re this type of person, you probably dominate everyone around you into bending to your will. Rude, much? Mandrake If your favorite plant is the Mandrake, you’re terrified of growing up. These little guys cry when removed from their pots, but this is all part of the process. They /have/ to be repotted in order to grow properly, and just like your personality, you hate this entire process. The cry is fatal, but all that translates to are your extreme emotions about growing up. It’s okay to grow up, Peter. Don’t fret. It will all be okay! Dittany Dittany is a pretty nifty plant. It’s a type of healing herb, and if you’re one of those few who appreciate it, you’re a lovely soul. You have a naturally healing personality, meaning that you’re one of those people to whom others find easy to talk. Dittany has the ability to grow fresh skin over wounds and like you, heal. You probably have a gentle nature and a good ear for advice giving, too. People probably flock to you for your help; you’re just so awesome! Wolfsbane If your favorite plant is Wolfsbane, chances are you’re pretty tough. Wolfsbane has the questionably minor (and by minor, I mean HOLY HECKLE IS THIS PLANT DEADLY) tendency to be super toxic. Fun fact, Wolfsbane got its name because it was used to kill wolves back in the day. The toxin was put on arrows used in hunting the wolves. If your favorite plant is this one, you’re probably a deadly combination of wit, secrecy, and cunning that far outweigh your nice side. You probably have the ability to win any argument in that ‘drop the mic’ kind of way. You probably are a planner, and like to plan things way ahead of time in order to smooth out the kinks along the way with a plan. Overall, you’re deadly. Mimbulus Mimbletonia ]If you adore the Mimbulus Mimbletonia, you are probably a sensitive, quiet person who has the ability to remain cool as a cucumber until a situation pushes you off the edge. Like these plants, you aren’t aggressive, you just warn people when you’re about to explode. Mimbletonias squirt out a sap when touched, but the sap isn’t harmless, it just smells bad. Similarly, you might be a calm personality with tendencies to hoard your feelings until you can’t take them anymore. Try letting them out a little! Niffler's Fancy These plants are very shiny. If you like these guys, then you’re probably super materialistic. You care more about money or how nice your clothes are over meaningful things, like knowledge, love, or wisdom. These plants are very rare and used to be the form of wizarding currency (isn’t that INTERESTING?). So, show some depth and stop being so shallow! Flutterby Bush Flutterby Bushes are such a rare beauty. The flower that these bushes produce only blooms once a century. If you favor these bushes, you are a rare beauty, and I don’t mean just on the outside; the inside, too. Personalities like you only come around once in a….CENTURY, perhaps? These bushes also have the proclivity to tremble a bit, so this just makes them seem all the more delicate and adorable, probably like YOU. So, here are just a few examples of magical plants. Did I just make you read a bunch of magical plant info, or did I NOT? Fascinating facts for such a fascinating audience! Hope you guys enjoyed reading about my not-so-professional psychoanalysis of your personalities based on plant preferences! Enjoy!