It would seem that while a certain Gryffindor triplet had some feelings for a fourth year Lion, unwilling or unable to show it, she decided to spend a mopey carriage ride from Hogsmeade to the castle. Only at the rather insistent pull of her fellow Lion sibling did she join her paramour. This sudden closeness only served to pique the interest of young Benjamin Atreyu. Alas, his interest did little to sway young Angel Valentine from her sullen mood. Perhaps a little time spent back in Hogwarts near the Gryffindor fireplace would rekindle the flame of young love.

But as the feast progressed it became only too clear we were watching the wrong Valentine. Sister Aubrey stole the spot light, puckering up for Hufflepuff Ian Tinker who’d made his intentions oh so clear. What’s a girl to do after a kiss but show her gratitude with a bit of violence? Don’t take it too personally, Tinker, it’s just the way of the Gryffindor. A way it’s best you remember before you go making moves on yet another sister.

With the days of crayons and juice boxes only recently behind them, there’s no telling what this lot will get up to next but we do hope we’ll be there and remember Dearies, we’re always watching.