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Old 08-04-2014, 05:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Loranys Lilyfield View Post
"Oh STAAAAAAAAP you silly nilly," she laughed as she gave him a playful, but firm, slap on the arm. "Didn't you get the memo about us being here?" Oh my MERLIN this was BAD. The place was clearly suffering from O.O.P.S and this hunk of burning love was even worse of. He had a case of O.O.P.S AND was suffering from Pruritusism!

It's alright there, baby boy. You're sweet lady mama was here to make it aaaaaaaaaaaaall better.

"Oh don't you worry about that, baby doll. I've got it all tucked away riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight," she reached into the inside of her the inside of her blouse to retrieve a very small white bag. "HEEEEEEERE!" What kind of exceptional Healer would she be if she didn't always carry her equipment on her person?! First thing out of the box, charmed with an Extension Charm by the way, was naturally her stethoscope.

Quickly slipping it on while she bobbed her head to a tune that only she could hear, another lipstick stained smile pulled at her features. "I'll make sure that it's niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice and toasty for you," she said with a small shimmy. She then blew on the chestpiece and waved it at him.
Ouch! She was slapping him! Ow! Hello! William's face registered surprise more than hurt at that slap. Mostly he was trying to figure out what memo she was on about. The last memo he had read referred to those mental health examinations.... and he wasn't even sure he was going to GO to his. He'd personally thought this was all a big scam set up by his archenemy Emily Browne certain department heads who wanted their employees to feel badly about themselves. Ahem.

But before he could really react to all that, the lady was sticking her hand INTO HER BLOUSE and he felt his face beginning to warm up again. AGAIN. AHHHH THE THING FROM HER BLOUSE was just a bag. Oh whew. Okay. No need to cover his eyes, then. But now why was she wearing a snake in her ears?! William had no idea what THAT was, and now he REALLY wished he had run away instead of sitting down.

Or choked. Maybe choking would have been the better plan.

"Aaaa-a--are you a Healer?" He stammered, craning his neck and leaning back as far as he could. "Mmy appointment isn't unt-t-t-til 4:30!" He had picked the latest time for a reason, see. She had better not touch him with that snake thing she was blowing on.
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