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Old 08-04-2014, 02:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Loranys Lilyfield View Post
Giggling and snorting as she was pushed upright, Loranys wiggled in place excitedly. His essence was RADIATING....and he was RUNNING away? No matter. Plenty of eligible hunks had run from her before. Afraid of love. They just needed to share a jar of dirt together and he would see that there was nothing to be afraid of.

GASP!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!

What had he...? Did he just...? NO! NO NO NOooooooooo! Did he know what he was DOING to himself?!

"OH MY MERLIN NOOOO," she shrieked like a harpy as she clip clopped after him. "Spit it out! That VIAL thing called food in your mouth! SPIT! IT! OUT!" And he should drop the other one...unless he wanted a Loranys tackle huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

He totally did. She could tell.
Faster! CHECKOUT PEOPLE, MOVE FASTER! Couldn't they tell from Willy's bulging eyes that he was TRYING to make a clean GETAWAY?!?!!!!!!!!!! This woman was CRAZY! And now she was chasing him!

HE WAS LITERALLY BEING CHASED BY A CRAZY LADY!!!!!

No! William shook his head forcefully as the lady started after him. NO! He would most certainly NOT spit out this DEEELICIOUS brownie! He started to swallow said brownie but despite his haste to make the tastyness happen, Willy's dry esphagous kicked into protest mode.

And thus he began choking, for reals, at the lady. He made a coughing sound but found the brownie lodged, and clutched at his throat in a mixture of surprise and horror, his already wide eyes just growing wider with anxiety. Nooooooooo this was no way to go down--- caught between a crazy lady and a delicious brownie, he would choose the brownie any day but HE WAS TOO YOUNG TO DIE LIKE THIS.
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