Thread: The Dessert Bar
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Old 08-04-2014, 01:36 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by BanaBatGirl View Post


Oh.................... Merlin.

Save him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William gave the woman as much of a push as he could away from him!!! without seeming polite. She would capable of standing on her own, yeah?!! Geezus, she was laughing hysterically and... his face was now on fire.

Thank you, random stranger. What was he supposed to say to that?!

".............." Willy swallowed what felt like his dry, dry tongue. "..Ineedadrink!!"

Excuse him! He quickly moved ahead of her down the dessert bar. Down down down, drink drink drink, didn't they have like.... chocolate milk over here?! At least?!?! He hurriedly stuffed a moist and fudgy-looking brownie into his face, and held onto another for the road. Milk, though, he needed to find the milk!
Giggling and snorting as she was pushed upright, Loranys wiggled in place excitedly. His essence was RADIATING....and he was RUNNING away? No matter. Plenty of eligible hunks had run from her before. Afraid of love. They just needed to share a jar of dirt together and he would see that there was nothing to be afraid of.

GASP!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!

What had he...? Did he just...? NO! NO NO NOooooooooo! Did he know what he was DOING to himself?!

"OH MY MERLIN NOOOO," she shrieked like a harpy as she clip clopped after him. "Spit it out! That VILE thing called food in your mouth! SPIT! IT! OUT!" And he should drop the other one...unless he wanted a Loranys tackle huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug.

He totally did. She could tell.
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