Exactly what has this world come to? Ask anyone and they’ll tell you Ravenclaw boys and big dreams. It’s been a popular trend this term; our boys falling for older woman, girls just can’t get a break. The latest in this tragic loss of youth to higher expectations is none other than resident Ravenclaw Captain Marcus Branxton. Looks like being blonde won’t help you this time Miss Moretti. This boy has eyes only for a certain Divination Professor.

Word around the corridor is that he is always referring to her as ‘Professor Pretty’. How romantic if not somewhat creepy. We’re a little concerned Mr. Branxton.

During Herbology the boy was seen dedicating a special brand of tea to Professor Pretty and rumour has it that once it was complete, he got down on one need and offered it to her. We’ll assume she cried and gave him hot chocolate after because that’s how all great love stories go when you involve pre-schoolers with teacher crushes.

If things weren’t interesting enough our sources tell us the Italian has begun taking extra Divination classes in the hopes of competing. It’s all in the heels and the swing of the hips Caterina, nail those and you’ll have won back your boyfriend, but judging from what we’ve seen you might just end up the object of every first years affection. There’s just no winning is there? Yes, there is, for us. Keep the gossip coming, and you could be the next Calista Elwood, if you’re hoping to snag a Ravenclaw beau.

Freya