There is nothing like that age where boys become awkward around girls and do weird things to show them they like her. Thankfully we all grow out of it. Most of us anyway.

Someone might need to send Professor Flamsteed a howler telling him he is WAY past the age of awkwardness around females. It seems last term's awkward dancing, singing, planking professor is at it again with his mixed up triangle of affection between Professor Romanos and Professor Elwood.

We are sure by now you have all seen the new paddle boats at the lake. They're bright, colorful and certainly appear to be the new hot spot for those looking for some romance. The professor was seen getting quite comfy in the paddle boats with a certain blonde Professor. Has the science loving Astronomy professor found his shooting star in Professor Elwood and will that mean that Elwood should be ready to defend herself against a jealous Romanos?

Or will it be Elwood who is snorting flames out her nose and pulling out Romanos' hair in a jealous rage? Professor Space Man was seen giving a very generous gift to the DADA professor in the sculpture exhibit and have been spotted together on more than one occasion. It sure seems as though Flamsteed is willing to go to the moon and back for this one and perhaps she is as well. We all know Flamsteed is terrified of cats and it just so happens that Romanos left her precious furry companions home this term. Coincidence? I think not!

I'd be careful if I were you ladies. Next thing you'll kiss Flamsteed and have a bright pink beard growing down your face. Now that might not make you look like a good Seer or vampire, but according to Professor French it will surely make you a good Arithmancer. Or maybe the Headmistress should give an adult class on how to date a coworker? We all know that she would know a thing or two about that.

Freya