Minerva Wheatborn, Ariana Logan, Penelope Greenwell, and Sky Carter-Hope seem to have more in common than any of us knew...apart from their obvious quidditching ways. Yep, we've seen them all trying out for their respective teams. We see all, remember? But no, there is more here than meets the eye.

They've formed an "ANYTHING YOU CAN DO, I CAN DO BETTER" club...and the rules are simple! "NO BOYS ALLOWED!" No flyers have been posted as of yet...but they've already recruited new members, including Cassia Somerlad and Claudette d'Avignon. We are not sure how the boyfriends feel about all this, but they surely cannot be happy.

At the suggestion that beards 'make the arithmancer', these ladies were on the verge of a mass uprising, speaking out against the poor, excitable professor. He just wanted them to do well and succeed, YES. OKAY?!

Girls, take it easy on your elders. Cynicism comes with old age. It's not his fault, YES. OKAY.

Freya