Lourdes Black, like her infamous Azkaban relative, is nothing more than a common criminal who steals clothing straight from her fellow department head's wardrobe. And we have proof.

Black was spotted at the recent Hogwarts Library Fundraiser wearing the exact same dress Althea Schirmer wore to the school's opening feast earlier in the term. Both Board of Governors candidates are of roughly the same build, though one might argue that Schirmer has a few years inches on Black. Regardless, it is of no question that one blonde stole the other's dress. Apparently heading Games & Sports is not as profitable as leading Accidents & Catastrophes, or else Black would be able to buy her own copy of Schirmer's skirts.

The only question that every fashionista reading this article wants to know: What is Schirmer gonna do about the theft of her dress? Debates are a great way to settle feuds, ladies, we're just saying.

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