Apparently the lady Hufflepuffs, good finders or not, like to squabble over those dashing and charming and oh-so-good-looking Slytherin boys.

Who are we talking about? Oh just a certain group of fourth year Hufflepuffs. A little birdie whispered to us that Ella, Laura, and Sophie are aaaaaall desperately in love with Mordred Mordaunt.

Do your Hufflepuff menfolk know that your hearts beat to the hissing slither of a snake?

Watch out Alec and Oakey, you’re just placeholders, because if Mordred wants to take his pick of the ladypuffers, it would be oh-so-simple. Or at least, that’s what our source tells us.