The school year has barely begun but there is so much to be done! Crazy campaigns and idiotic promises make for good gossip, you see. But if you don't SEE what we mean, then you might be former Divination professor-turned candidate, Nolan Reynolds.

Apparently, as this little paper overheard, Reynolds left his post at Hogwarts NOT because he is one cracked crystal ball away from a mental breakdown. No, he gave up his beloved position because he can no longer SEE into the future.

Could it be that Reynolds' Sight was never really there in the first place? He is always wearing thick glasses, and what's more, he only CLAIMS to be related to German Seer Uta von Hendrick. Hendrick died literally CENTURIES ago! How could her alleged powers have skipped so many generations and only landed on Reynolds?

Divine what you might like, sir, but we think it's time you hang up your tea leaves. The last thing Hogwarts needs is a male version of crazy Calista Elwood, cooped up in her tower with her pigeon and her wagon. What Hogwarts really needs are some leaders who don't rely on a deck of cards to tell them what to have for breakfast.

Loki