Sir_Spots is made of win with a chocolate ganache center and an artistic drizzle of awesomesauce! Knowing him has improved my life. Being friends with Sir_Spots has strengthened my love of anapestic tetrameter, helped me overcome my fear of Congressional hearings, and cured me of the heartbreak of psoriasis. And so in gratitude for his friendship and great admiration for his writings, I punish him thusly, with this-- An Ode to Sir_Spots:

AN ODE TO SIR_SPOTS

Of all the Spots
That SS has gots,
Sir_Spots is is the best
At the poetry jots.

We love our Sir_Spots
And the writings he do.
He is one of a kind,
He's a "pup" through and through.

(and this is why he's the poet, and I am not. Carry on; nothing else to see here. Mad love for you, Puppers! )