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**Jennifer_w** · 11-05-2004, 08:02 PM

Chapter 4!

1. Half the great hall singing Bohemian Rhapsody (by queen)
2. The other half dancing the Macarena to it
3. Everyone in slytherin is giving out flowers (including Snape)
4. A basilisk appears
5. And the great hall is out of food for some reason or other

1) Winky must start demanding pay from Dumbledore
2) Ron must start singing the muffin man song
3) The guy on the news must declare it national _________ day (be creative... )
4)The man on the moon(made out of spagetthi) must get hungry and eat part of the moon thereby making it impossible for werewolves around the world to transform..dun dun dun!!!

As the great hall has now been singing no one seems to notice…that…there…is…no…food…on…the…table! But you see I know why, it’s because of the evil trio *~cough~ Zy, Lotus, and Cass ~cough~ * since they had a little feud the night before with the eating and breaking of things in the kitchens, made the elf’s very distraught and unable to make food. So now looking down on there tables with no food everyone was very saddened *evil! Hehehe ~cough~* So to cheer everyone up I *yes me* made for some reason all the Slytherin’s including snapey poo give out flowers to everyone in the hall.

But this did not cheer them up so then I *yes be already* made someone from the Ravenclaw table *who will remain nameless for I don’t feel like making anything up…yes lazy…very…* started singing the song from Queen called Bohemian Rhapsody which made half the half start singing it also. Then *feeling bored and very ~cough~ evil ~cough~ * the other half of the hall started doing the steps to the Macarena. Then for some reason someone read something from The Quibbler stating that it was National Muffin Man Day!
And this made Ron start singing the muffin man song making the hall a total frenzy.

Like this breakfast couldn’t get any worse Winky the house elf comes through the doors and makes her way to Dumbledore. She started demanding pay from Dumbledore saying how last night she couldn’t take it and after what happened with *you know whom* she needed pay for all her work. Of course Dumbledore being the nice man he is said yes and Winky was totally surprised leaving her speechless and so she just left. *weird yes but oh well! Hehe*

Well that left everyone speech less and went back to realizing there was no food…so…*since it’s a very eventful morning hehe!* Malfoy came running in *for I made him disappear for this* screaming about a Basilisk. Then what else then a basilisk came into the hall after Malfoy. *oh this is fun lol!* All of a sudden as if it was never there *whoosh! with my magic wand* it was gone!

“Ok what just happened!” Harry said to Ron and Hermione.
“I have no idea mate!” said Ron looking dumbstruck.
“……….” Well Hermione didn’t know what to say after that.

Then Dumbledore rose and the hall went silent, “I know what you all are thinking…and I most say so my self it is very weird!” Everyone in the hall just looked at him.
“Well there is not much I can say but it’s all because of her!” and with that him pointed to me! *yes me!*
“And also because the man on the moon who is made out of spaghetti was very hungry and decided to eat part of the moon...” *breath in* “ so now it is impossible for werewolves around the world to transform creating these very weird occurrences to happen.”

And with that he beckoned all to leave and go to classes for he and I had nothing to say on the present matter at hand. So obedient as they were they left with no argument and went to class.

But Ron still kept looking me so I decided to show myself and winked to make sure he knew I was there. Mwahahahahahaha!

Chapter 5!

1. Snape must kiss Hermione (is that allowed?)
2. Lupin must say he loves the smell of socks
3. Draco must sing "ain't no mountain high enough"
4. Ron must say "get your own booger favored bean"
5. You must appear in the ff and do the chicken dance

Well the day went on and classes began again…it actually was a boring day *in a crummy mode hehe*
So to make things interesting I *yes me* decided to finally make an appearance *especially since Ron kept looking up…hehe* So since like always Snapey was being mean in potions I thought I’d appear then, to make things interesting…*mwahahahaha*

So there was a *poof* and I appeared! Mwahahahaha *cough* this evilness is getting to me*cough*
There I was in a cowboy outfit and hat doing my version of what we call the chicken dance with a fake horsey. But of course everyone was like what…and huh…and all I did was leave them there thinking! Mwahahahaha!

“Who are you and what are you doing in my class!” Of course Snapey said this demanding of course for an answer, did I give him one…maybe…well…no! hahaha….let him go nuts why not! So all he did was rave and yell at me and say things which I am not! And I mean I am not in favor to tell! *for if I do…well lets just say…I wouldn’t be here…shhh! Don’t tell…*

Finally after 5 minutes of yelling Ron came forward, “I know who you are!”
“Oh really….” I said finally stopping my dance.
“Yeah!” said Harry after his silence which I thought was very good for…well…he always gets to talk!
“Your…you know…” Hermione said pointing up, “Her!”

“Well…alright, alright! You’ve got me! Tis me!” I said all authorly like I could be.

Snape looked at me very puzzled and confused as which is all I could say. “So…” he said looking closely at me. “How do we know its you…” he asked.

And to make him never and I mean never take my word for it again I did something…what…hehe…well…

All of a sudden Snape grabbed Hermione and kissed her! Yes kiss her! The class went silent and then *smack* he got a fist full from Hermione and then there was a *gasp* from everyone. It was quite a scene if I do say so myself! Hehe…

“Well…a…I…it…well…it was worth it! You should give it a try someday Weasley!” Snape said as he put him self back together and decided it was time to leave.
“Now do you believe me!” I said as he left in a hurry. “I do enjoy myself hahahehe mwahahaha!”

Then with another *poof* Draco began singing “Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain’t no river wide enough! To keep me from getting to you babe!” Which he continued of course but mesa to lazy to put the whole song down…it’s the evilness in me…hehehe hahaha Mwahahahahaha!

I then decided to make myself comfortable and *poof* a comfy chair appeared in the front of the class and I took a seat. I decided to teach them the chicken dance and of course how to be evil…which for some wasn’t to hard but for others mainly Neville…poor guy…it took a while. After a while I decided that I must return and saying my goodbyes I returned with a *poof* and I was GONE! Gone with the wind! * I luv that movie*

Of course class was over and it was lunch time. The gang entered the great hall and went to sit at the Gryffindor table. Then Ron spotted a weird yellowy green Bertie bean, he ran for it and grabbed it, “Get your own booger flavored bean!” he said as Harry eyed him.

“No problem mate…” Harry said as he sat down and Ron stuffed it in his mouth and enjoyed it very much.

Well it wouldn’t be lunch or any other eating time in my story if something wasn’t gonna happen. So of course if you didn’t already guess something or someone was there. So no other then…who…well… Lupin! He came to visit Harry today…why…I didn’t know that already hehe! He went right up to Harry and the gang and decided to take a seat.

“Hey guys!” he said eyeing there confuzzled faces hehe.
“Lupin?” they said in unison.
“Haha…yes it’s me!” Lupin said as he took his shoe off and smelled his sock, “Oh I love the smell of socks!”

And with that we leave our lovely and confuzzled friends for another day! A very fun day…hehe haha Mwahahahaha!

11-05-2004, 08:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jennifer_w Hogwarts Poltergeist News Moderator Peeves: the lovable version Snidget Location: Under the sea.... Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,537	Chapter 4! 1. Half the great hall singing Bohemian Rhapsody (by queen) 2. The other half dancing the Macarena to it 3. Everyone in slytherin is giving out flowers (including Snape) 4. A basilisk appears 5. And the great hall is out of food for some reason or other 1) Winky must start demanding pay from Dumbledore 2) Ron must start singing the muffin man song 3) The guy on the news must declare it national _________ day (be creative... ) 4)The man on the moon(made out of spagetthi) must get hungry and eat part of the moon thereby making it impossible for werewolves around the world to transform..dun dun dun!!! As the great hall has now been singing no one seems to notice…that…there…is…no…food…on…the…table! But you see I know why, it’s because of the evil trio ~cough~ Zy, Lotus, and Cass ~cough~ since they had a little feud the night before with the eating and breaking of things in the kitchens, made the elf’s very distraught and unable to make food. So now looking down on there tables with no food everyone was very saddened evil! Hehehe ~cough~ So to cheer everyone up I yes me made for some reason all the Slytherin’s including snapey poo give out flowers to everyone in the hall. But this did not cheer them up so then I yes be already made someone from the Ravenclaw table who will remain nameless for I don’t feel like making anything up…yes lazy…very… started singing the song from Queen called Bohemian Rhapsody which made half the half start singing it also. Then feeling bored and very ~cough~ evil ~cough~ the other half of the hall started doing the steps to the Macarena. Then for some reason someone read something from The Quibbler stating that it was National Muffin Man Day! And this made Ron start singing the muffin man song making the hall a total frenzy. Like this breakfast couldn’t get any worse Winky the house elf comes through the doors and makes her way to Dumbledore. She started demanding pay from Dumbledore saying how last night she couldn’t take it and after what happened with you know whom she needed pay for all her work. Of course Dumbledore being the nice man he is said yes and Winky was totally surprised leaving her speechless and so she just left. weird yes but oh well! Hehe Well that left everyone speech less and went back to realizing there was no food…so…since it’s a very eventful morning hehe! Malfoy came running in for I made him disappear for this screaming about a Basilisk. Then what else then a basilisk came into the hall after Malfoy. oh this is fun lol! All of a sudden as if it was never there whoosh! with my magic wand it was gone! “Ok what just happened!” Harry said to Ron and Hermione. “I have no idea mate!” said Ron looking dumbstruck. “……….” Well Hermione didn’t know what to say after that. Then Dumbledore rose and the hall went silent, “I know what you all are thinking…and I most say so my self it is very weird!” Everyone in the hall just looked at him. “Well there is not much I can say but it’s all because of her!” and with that him pointed to me! yes me! “And also because the man on the moon who is made out of spaghetti was very hungry and decided to eat part of the moon...” breath in “ so now it is impossible for werewolves around the world to transform creating these very weird occurrences to happen.” And with that he beckoned all to leave and go to classes for he and I had nothing to say on the present matter at hand. So obedient as they were they left with no argument and went to class. But Ron still kept looking me so I decided to show myself and winked to make sure he knew I was there. Mwahahahahahaha! Chapter 5! 1. Snape must kiss Hermione (is that allowed?) 2. Lupin must say he loves the smell of socks 3. Draco must sing "ain't no mountain high enough" 4. Ron must say "get your own booger favored bean" 5. You must appear in the ff and do the chicken dance Well the day went on and classes began again…it actually was a boring day in a crummy mode hehe So to make things interesting I yes me decided to finally make an appearance especially since Ron kept looking up…hehe So since like always Snapey was being mean in potions I thought I’d appear then, to make things interesting…mwahahahaha So there was a poof and I appeared! Mwahahahaha cough this evilness is getting to mecough There I was in a cowboy outfit and hat doing my version of what we call the chicken dance with a fake horsey. But of course everyone was like what…and huh…and all I did was leave them there thinking! Mwahahahaha! “Who are you and what are you doing in my class!” Of course Snapey said this demanding of course for an answer, did I give him one…maybe…well…no! hahaha….let him go nuts why not! So all he did was rave and yell at me and say things which I am not! And I mean I am not in favor to tell! for if I do…well lets just say…I wouldn’t be here…shhh! Don’t tell… Finally after 5 minutes of yelling Ron came forward, “I know who you are!” “Oh really….” I said finally stopping my dance. “Yeah!” said Harry after his silence which I thought was very good for…well…he always gets to talk! “Your…you know…” Hermione said pointing up, “Her!” “Well…alright, alright! You’ve got me! Tis me!” I said all authorly like I could be. Snape looked at me very puzzled and confused as which is all I could say. “So…” he said looking closely at me. “How do we know its you…” he asked. And to make him never and I mean never take my word for it again I did something…what…hehe…well… All of a sudden Snape grabbed Hermione and kissed her! Yes kiss her! The class went silent and then smack he got a fist full from Hermione and then there was a gasp from everyone. It was quite a scene if I do say so myself! Hehe… “Well…a…I…it…well…it was worth it! You should give it a try someday Weasley!” Snape said as he put him self back together and decided it was time to leave. “Now do you believe me!” I said as he left in a hurry. “I do enjoy myself hahahehe mwahahaha!” Then with another poof Draco began singing “Ain't no mountain high enough! Ain’t no river wide enough! To keep me from getting to you babe!” Which he continued of course but mesa to lazy to put the whole song down…it’s the evilness in me…hehehe hahaha Mwahahahahaha! I then decided to make myself comfortable and poof a comfy chair appeared in the front of the class and I took a seat. I decided to teach them the chicken dance and of course how to be evil…which for some wasn’t to hard but for others mainly Neville…poor guy…it took a while. After a while I decided that I must return and saying my goodbyes I returned with a poof and I was GONE! Gone with the wind! * I luv that movie* Of course class was over and it was lunch time. The gang entered the great hall and went to sit at the Gryffindor table. Then Ron spotted a weird yellowy green Bertie bean, he ran for it and grabbed it, “Get your own booger flavored bean!” he said as Harry eyed him. “No problem mate…” Harry said as he sat down and Ron stuffed it in his mouth and enjoyed it very much. Well it wouldn’t be lunch or any other eating time in my story if something wasn’t gonna happen. So of course if you didn’t already guess something or someone was there. So no other then…who…well… Lupin! He came to visit Harry today…why…I didn’t know that already hehe! He went right up to Harry and the gang and decided to take a seat. “Hey guys!” he said eyeing there confuzzled faces hehe. “Lupin?” they said in unison. “Haha…yes it’s me!” Lupin said as he took his shoe off and smelled his sock, “Oh I love the smell of socks!” And with that we leave our lovely and confuzzled friends for another day! A very fun day…hehe haha Mwahahahaha!