Second Chapter!



Post your stories before November 10.

You must include:
1. Someone must use a hairbrush as a microphone.
2. "Neville, you're my hero!" must be uttered.
3. At least one cameo appearance from an Evil Elite member of your choice.
4. The "truth" about Hermione's bushy hair must come out.
5. Harry must say, "I'm not afraid of purple. I'm not afraid of purple."
6. Someone, for whatever reason, must kiss a house elf.


The feast was over and it was time to go back to the dorms. But before the trio went up they decided to go down to the kitchen and wish Dobby a merry Christmas. So the tickled the pear and entered the kitchen. It was a total mess with dishes here and dishes there, the house elves were nowhere to be found. Then as they were closer they noticed the entire house elf’s in the corner cowering from something. Harry noticed Dobby in the far corner.

“Dobby!” Harry said to the little guy.
Dobby looked up, “Harry potter sir, oh I am glad you have come to save us sir!” dobby hugged Harry.
“What do you mean Dobby?” Hermione asked as Dobby looked at them.
“Oh miss, oh miss, these people have come here and have scared us elves! They is eating all the food and throwing things!” Dobby said in his scared squeaky voice.
“Who are they Dobby?!” Ron said as he looked around for these misfits. “Bet its Draco and his gang!” he said to Harry.
“Oh no sir! Oh no! We have never seen these people sir!” he said then went in closer to whisper, “They is very evil sir, evil…” then squeaked.
“Where are they Dobby?” Harry whispered as he moved to see.

All of a sudden a little person ran out of somewhere and kissed Harry. He looked down at what just kissed him and saw that it was Winky, Mr. Crouches old house elf.

“Oh Harry Potter sir!” Winky said as she clung to him. “They’s are very scary sir…”She says in her weird squeaky voice.
“Where are they Winky ….” He said as he bent down to her view.
She looked at him with her big black teary…wow there big! Oops back to the storie…eyes and said, “over there sir!” and she pointed to the other side near the back of the kitchen.

The trio all went slowly to the place where Winky pointed and saw something…hmmm what could it be…right back to the storie…it was a light…? A light….no not just a light a purple light from where these mysterious things were…

“I’m not afraid of purple. I’m not afraid of purple…” Harry kept muttering to himself.
“Shhh Harry…I hear something…” Hermione said as they crept around the corner.

As they turned the corner they saw three people singing the Barney song with purple hair brushes:

I love you, you love me!
Were a happy Family!
With a great big hug, and a kiss from you to me…

Then they stopped singing and I looked at the trio….”Hey Guys!” the three mysterious people said.
“Who are you?” the trio asked….

*hey what r u guys doing in my story!*
“What was that?!” Harry looked around hearing a voice.
*Up here! Whuuuhoww! Ya I’m the person that made you come in here*
“What are you talking about? Where here from our own free will!” Hermione said.
*Ha you wish! Hehehehe Now would you guys get out of my storie!*
“Who are they?” Ron said looking for the voice.

The three came towards the trio making them step back…”I’m Zy and that’s Cass and that’s Lotus” Zy said. “Were from her world!” Cass pointed up towards me… “Yep we wanted to have some fun..” Lotus said.
*well now shoo get out! Hehehe *cough*Evil people *cough* see I’m getting a cold*
“Hold on we will…and be nice Jennifer…” said Zy. “Ya we just wanted to ask Hermione something...” Cass said.
*ok get it over with…go on….*
“Ok…Hermione what’s up with your hair girl…” Lotus said.
Hermione stepped up very hesitatant, “Well it’s like this cuz…well…when I was five my cousin made a fireworks explosion and well it messed up my hair and the mean muggle people made it worse…” *sniff*

“That explains it! Well we should go now!” Zy said. “Happy now…”Said Cass.
* Very! Now….*
“Ok bye!” Lotus said and they went into the freezer and shut the door.

“What the heck…”Ron said as he opened the freezer door. “There gone…”

They were all in shock and what just happened…as they looked up to see if there creator me was there hehe…no I will not speak to them again…

“That was weird…”Hermione said as they went back to the house elves.

All the house elves were cheering and saying “Neville you’re my hero!” why they called them Neville well that just another mystery I will keep to my self hahahaha!




Chapter 3!

1. Snape for some reason takes a bath in the lake
2. Dumbledore is caught with 3 cats, a donkey, and 12 pineapples in the great hall
3. Lilly Potter makes an appearance wearing a Hula skirt and coconut bra
4. Half the school sings. “Walk like an Egyptian”
5. And two people must have an argument over the last pineapple.
6. Plus all the main characters must appear in a costume, for some amount of time

Due: November 12

So the trio left the kitchen because the elfs had kicked them out to clean after someone’s mess…you know who u are *Cough* Zy *Cough* Cass *Cough* Lotus *Cough* wow my cold is back hehe… They were still wondering why the were just called Neville * that’s for me to know and well for you to never find out…ok…it had to be put somewhere hehe….* But choose to just ignore it and keep going *there very well trained if I do sat myself*

They had just come back from the kitchens and were now passing the great hall when they saw Dumbledore. They all looked at each other because for some reason he had 3 cats, a donkey, and 12 pineapples with him. So they went up to him and he noticed them were very worried…possibly Dumbledore had popped a vein or something due to a other certain trio *wink* *wink*

“I see you all are looking at me in an odd way…well this is my dear cousins way of showing me how much he cares…but hen again chocolate would have been much better…” he smirked and went on his merry way passing the 12 pineapples to them.
“What’s this for…” Ron said looking down at the pineapples.
“Do what you want….I don’t like pineapples that much…” and he was gone like that.

Thus puzzled as they were not knowing what to do with 12 pineapples except eat them *duh…it’s like I have to tell them what to do…well that proves that Hermione’s wrong I control them hehehe!*
They finally reached the common room and saw that Fred and George were still there. They were giving a party and there was a bunch of food. They had earned tons of money from there little business now…well it’s not little anymore… So everyone was eating here and there, but after 10 minutes the trio and some other characters (to lazy to write there names) felt a little well jolly. Fred and George noticed and started smirking, Ron noticed and went up to them.


“What did you do to us?!” Ron yelled.
“Oh nothing!” they said smirking. Then all of a sudden Neville screamed then Harry and some others (still to lazy) Ron turned around then looked at him self and gasped…
“You turned us into Santa’s!” Hermione yelled. They all had Santa costumes on.

There was really nothing anyone could do and it wore off after a few minutes and the party continued on like nothing ever happened. It was finally time for bed and wow the pineapples were almost gone there was on left…hmmm… Ron eyed it and so did Hermione, they both jumped for it and fought for a while till finally Harry grabbed it from both of them and ate it…he ate it! All by himself! With no care!...that’s my Harry!...And then went to bed…hehe…

It was the next day and Fred and George were finally gone but the trio made she they throw out anything belonging to the twins, just in case. So Harry and Ron decided to go for an early walk in the morning to get some air *note I thought they needed some exercise after all that food hehe* As they walked closer around the lake they noticed something or someone in the lake appearing to be taking a bath. Harry and Ron got closer and were on the edge of the lake as they noticed it was Snape! Snape just noticed them and went very red.

“What are you two doing here!” Snape said furiously.
Ron looked at him and started to sneaker, “It’s more what are YOU doing taking a bath in the lake!”
Snape redder, “For your information I like the way the water feels around me…now let a man be in peace!” he yelled. Then whispered to himself, “I didn’t mean to tell them that…the darn food last night!” and went back to his bath.

Ron and Harry decided to make a run for it before it was too late and ran like Forrest Gump. *Run Forest, Run! Hehe* but wait Ron doesn’t know who Forest is…oh well…

They went to the dining hall to have breakfast and saw Hermione. “Hey Hermione!” they both said.
“Oh hey guys!” she said. Then Harry noticed a girl beside Hermione in a hula skirt and a coconut bra…what the heck…he looked closely and no it couldn’t be…really…no…but it looked like…but…could it…* ok I’ll say it already* It was no other then Harry’s mom Lily, Harry gasped and Ron joined in.

“Oh boys! Have you never seen a ghost before…come one you see them everyday!” Lily said as she got up, “Well gotta go just wanted to see you Harry since it is the holiday season and all! You’ve grown so much ~sniff~ well gots to go!” and pouf she was gone.
Harry was bewildered and in total shock no one knew how that just happened but they finally realized 8 after so darn long* that strange things happen because if a certain being *me* and looked up trying to look at something *you can’t see me you weird people! Never! ~snicker~ *

*And to make them think of it more I wave my magic wand and swish* All of a sudden to school starts to sing, “Walk like an Egyptian!” *hehe! That shows them ~snickers some more~ * And they look up again even more Ron more then the rest though…it’s how he is…